Oh man it’s getting tougher and tougher by the day!
Lil Man’s Sex Education is coming along at an alarmingly fast pace!
I was under the impression that it was all about body changes this week, and the BIG chat about how babies are made would be the finale week of the term… leaving us parents with all the interesting questions during the long holidays!
Well, the boy told me that they had talked about S.E.X yesterday, so I managed to get him alone, with no impressionable Lil Princess ears about.
Me: So, what did you talk about?
LM: Mum, what’s a dido?
Me: Huh?!
LM, I mean what’s a dildo?
Me: Where did you hear that?
LM: Oh, one of the boys asked in our chat yesterday…
Me: And what did your teacher say?
LM: Ask your parents! It’s a Toy penis, isn’t it?
Me: (again) Huh??!!
LM: Well that’s what another boy said…
[moving swiftly on!]
Me: Riiiight… so what else?
LM: S.E.X. (giggles)
Me: What about it?
LM: You get neked!!! In bed!
Me: So you get naked, in bed and a baby is made?
LM: (coyly) Kissing!
Me: Ok so you kiss and have a baby?
LM: I don’t know! (giggles)
Me: [smiles]
LM: There was one question someone asked that I cant stop laughing about…
Me: What was that?
LM: Someone asked what you would do if you needed the toilet during sex!
Me: And you were told…?
LM: Teacher said you would have gone before hand!
Me: Why? What would happen of you needed the toinet during sex? (sly probing mummy…!)
LM: Well, you would (quietly) wee in the girl!!!! (dissolves into fits of giggles!
Me: (Giggles uncontrollably!!)
Right, so round about way, but I now know my son knows where a willy goes during S.E.X.!!!!!!
I’m sure I will have lots to update you on before the end of the week, next week!
In the mean time, a fitting song to accompany today’s post!
But I Smile Anyway... 
Jul 24, 2015 @ 16:48:32
I love it! It’s so hard to talk about these things – it’s personal and intimate and not always easy to seperate the feelings. Such a nice read! Your blog is so cheery and ethereal – it comes through beautifully. Ah-mazing 😊
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Jul 24, 2015 @ 17:35:36
Aw thank you!
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Jul 24, 2015 @ 17:39:24
I’m so glad I stumbled across your blog!
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Jul 24, 2015 @ 19:18:53
😊
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Jul 18, 2015 @ 05:29:39
Have you heard of the book ‘Mummy laid an egg’ by Babette Cole? It’s really funny. Loved the post.
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Jul 18, 2015 @ 07:52:28
Oh yes, I have that one, and, Where Willy Went!
You should check out this post…
https://butismileanyway.wordpress.com/2015/07/10/the-birds-and-the-bees-kids-logic-part-39/
And do,click on the guest post link… If you liked this post, you’re sure to enjoy the two prequels!!!!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 18:25:02
Hahaha, this was funny! XD
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 18:27:29
It was!!!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 16:56:22
Ha Ha! How funny about weeing in the girl! It is priceless the way their brains work! 🙂
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 16:57:49
I know! The best!!! I wonder what he’ll tell me about next??!!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 18:45:10
Brace yourself!!! 🙂
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 19:45:00
He’s actually having mood swings today… hormones???!!!!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 19:52:48
Oh God, no, surely not yet! 🙂
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 21:20:19
Maybe its tiredness, a long term, the weather… Hormones added to the MUX! Equals a nightmare Judy!!!!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 21:25:18
Yes, I can imagine 😦
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 21:37:23
😐
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 21:20:26
Mix, even!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 09:31:22
Well, I read a book on “sex for children”. When I spoke to my son about it, he looked bored and said, “this is old hat”.
Moral of the story: Never, ever forget the stork
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 12:08:44
Kids eh!!!!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 02:14:37
I did not get the opportunity to have the SEX talk with either of my children. I was divorced and it was taken care of. I did answer questions when needed. I did give a SEX talk to my students once or twice. I believe in being very honest and open. That was a surprise to a lot of people!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 07:02:17
You have to be honest, and tactful, I guess, but you never know what question will get thrown at you!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 15:02:18
So very true! Always be truthful and you have a place to go.
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 16:43:45
Exactly! 😊
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 00:20:53
I can’t stop laughing. Keep these updates coming sis. Priceless bless you and bless Lil man ☺☺
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 07:00:05
I will bro! It’s such a funny, cute time, well it is in this household!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 07:04:16
Lol keep the updates coming😂
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 07:22:20
I will do!
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Jul 16, 2015 @ 23:43:30
Hahaha I started giggling when I read this funny yet innocent conversation 🙂
Your little guy is really clever.
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Jul 16, 2015 @ 23:44:05
It was a giggle some conversation!!! 😀😀😄😄
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Jul 16, 2015 @ 22:25:45
“Toy penis” is the best, most concise definition yet. Clever boy 🙂
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Jul 16, 2015 @ 23:12:03
Oh, it was such a funny conversation! me sat on his top bunk with him, and is giggling like two naughty kids! Except I am not one!!!
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Jul 16, 2015 @ 22:16:26
Oh my. My kids get a Where Do Babies Come From book at a fairly young age…and then promptly forget everything they’ve read!!
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Jul 16, 2015 @ 23:09:32
Lol! Well, Lil Man is just 10, and it feels like he is still a baby to me, so this is just surreal1 I am just glad we are able to have these conversations pretty relaxed, with him! I think Hubby Dearest is petrified at the thought!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 03:19:03
Oh, I’ll bet! I just handed over the book and then asked if they understood what they red. Of course they were blushing and said yes and really didn’t want to prolong the conversation any more than necessary. Their father wanted no part!!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 07:03:49
Lol!!! What to do though eh! My lil man needs things explained properly, he believes too much about what others say to him… So I have to go about this clearly, but in a fun way!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 19:23:22
Fun….ha!! Okay, sorry for that. Yes, I would suggest the book thing but really don’t think they grasp it. Maybe read with them??
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 19:46:28
I will be getting my special book out this weekend, I think!!!!
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Jul 16, 2015 @ 22:16:17
Oh boy!
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Jul 16, 2015 @ 23:08:15
Igt was more like Oh Boys! A whole class of them! Poor Teach!!!
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Jul 16, 2015 @ 22:08:22
😂 😂 😂 Your boy is fantastic!!!! Everybody is already in bed and I am having a hard time to not break out in laughter…. You are doing great, Ritu!!! And much fun over the holidays… lol
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Jul 16, 2015 @ 23:07:18
Oh Erika… the fun that we will be having!!!! LOL!!!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 06:36:30
Haha… I bet. I just recalled when my sisters and I were in that age or even my kids. We all were too ashamed to talk about this. It was embarrassing. It is wonderful (and funny) how open he is talking to you.
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 07:18:42
I know! Sis, I’m kinda surprised, but happy he feels comfortable… Give it a coup,economic years and he won’t wanna tell me anything!!!
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 09:14:54
Oh, that’s OK. By then he knows enough. And I tell you that YOU don’t want to know anymore… lol
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Jul 17, 2015 @ 12:05:43
Lol!!!!
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