Sue’s photo prompt this week…
And my take…
“Now dat,” Dermot said, indicating to the streak of rainbow, suspended in front of them “Dat is de work of a master.”
“A master what?” Paddy asked “A master of stupidity?”
The Local Leprachaun Society had been meeting here at this pub for many years, whenever one of them had created a new rainbow. Every nuance of the phenomenon was discussed, minute details picked apart.
Dermot sighed. “He’ll be here soon enough.”
Sure enough, the door swung open and Seamus sauntered in. He sat down and was promptly thwacked around the head by Paddy.
“What was dat fer?” he scowled, rubbing the back of his balding pate.
“Feast yer eyes on dat beauty, and you’ll see fer yerself!” Paddy pointed to the rainbow.
Seamus trained his eye on the colours, and realisation dawned on him.
“De curve, man! Where’s de curve?” Paddy was in full flow “Ye know de rainbow needs an arc! It helps us hide de crock of gold from de hunters! Optical illusions, dat’s what we are about, and you go and create de world’s first feckin’ vertical one! Might as well place a flashin’ sign above it, saying “Nick Me!” ya eejat!”
And another thwack was felt on the back of his head…
But I Smile Anyway... 
Nov 10, 2016 @ 13:37:17
Well done — a good chuckle this Thursday morning. Poor infamous Shamus.
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Nov 10, 2016 @ 13:38:51
Lol! Thank you! It had to be done!
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Nov 06, 2016 @ 12:16:40
I think you and I saw the same sign pointing to gold in this photo. Good writing. I especially like the voice.
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Nov 06, 2016 @ 12:54:55
Thank you Bernadette!!
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Nov 06, 2016 @ 11:39:47
Ha ha, a defective rainbow…great take on this one, Ritu. 🌈
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Nov 06, 2016 @ 11:44:01
😂 thanks Van! I had fun with this one!!
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Nov 05, 2016 @ 11:07:39
Funny post, Ritu
xoxo ❤
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Nov 05, 2016 @ 12:37:54
Thank you 😆
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Nov 05, 2016 @ 12:40:15
:d
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 19:48:11
Thanks for the giggles! 😊
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 21:04:47
Thank you for reading!!!
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 19:42:20
HaHA! Loved your take on this Sis, really funny 🙂
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 19:45:55
Thanks sis! A little silliness!!!
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 19:48:30
It certainly helps my word to go around!
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 21:04:57
Perfect!!!
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 10:51:17
Vertical Rainbow !! Very Funny conversations.
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 12:53:28
Glad you enjoyed! Thank you for reading!
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 07:54:13
That was a funny take, sis 😄
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 08:01:11
Thanks sis! I was feeling a little silly last night!
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 08:06:09
Silly is good… 😄😄
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 08:26:46
Most definitely sis!!
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 09:24:33
😀😀
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 07:44:10
Great fun, Ritu 🙂
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 08:00:39
Thank you Sue!
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 08:05:04
🙂
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 04:06:25
That was a beauty, sis! Hit like a rocket.
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 08:00:07
Thank you Bhai!
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 01:02:41
Wonderful, Ritu! 🙂
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 07:58:55
Thank you Tonya!
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 00:06:42
Fabulous story! 🌹
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Nov 04, 2016 @ 07:57:55
Thank you Dorna! Just a little giggle 😊
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Nov 03, 2016 @ 23:25:21
Loved it Ritu, great depiction of the Irish accent..
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Nov 03, 2016 @ 23:27:34
Aw thank you Michael! I hope it came off ok! I probably sounded like an eejit myself, reading it out aloud!!!
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Nov 03, 2016 @ 23:28:56
Not at all…part of the fun is saying it out loud……
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Nov 03, 2016 @ 23:35:59
I totally agree!!!
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Nov 03, 2016 @ 23:15:11
oh, so funny! Terrific take Ritu!
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Nov 03, 2016 @ 23:20:13
Thank you! I tried to be all whimsical about the beautiful photo, but this was what came to mind!!!
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Nov 03, 2016 @ 23:21:57
hysterical, the thought of a straight rainbow.
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Nov 03, 2016 @ 23:23:03
And whose fault is it??!
I actually saw an upside down one once… like a smile!
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