Tidbit Tuesday – Bikini Beards – And A Tribute… #ThrowbackThursday

05 Oct 2017 48 Comments

by Ritu in Humour Tags: , , , , , ,

This is a bit of a sad introduction to my  Tidbit post today. My Leibster Meister, Rib Rob of The V-Pub Blog, who introduced me to the Tidbit Tuesday posts has decided to wave goodbye to the blogging community here. It saddens me.., I know not his reasons, was it something someone on here said? Or personal reasons? Either way, I respect his decision, but will miss his presence in my blogily greatly. This silly Tidbit is for you Rob!

I don’t know if I’ll have it in me every Tuesday, now I know you aren’t going to be participating, but if I do, I’ll remember you every time…😘

So, here goes!

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(Advanced warning, its not too graphic, but a bit detailed in areas!)

Now, I have had this lovely infographic holed up in my media file for a while, not knowing when to share it… and then I thought Tidbit Tuesday! What a perfect time to give it an outing!

It’s a pretty accurate representation of what seems to be happening to that little land in ladies undies, and and the facial h-area of the male of the species!

Where we are becoming less groomed and more bald, and vajazzling also… he is preening and shaping, oiling and brushing!

I have to say I have never kept with trends, I stick to the simple groomed look, neither too much nor too little.  I had an experiment with ‘barely there’ but it was far too time consuming, keeping the look… (I understand men’s problems with the 5 o’clock shadow now!) Oh and then, I was far to shy to have it waxed by someone else, so I shaved… and HECK was it itchy!

I remember someone telling me her experience of getting a Brazilian, before her wedding… it was a treat for her new Mr to be… and she felt almost degraded, having to lay in awkward positions so they could get everywhere! Then when she visited the loo for the first time after, instead of having something there to channel pee downwards, she ‘sprayed’ the whole of the inside of the bowl, and felt like she was 9 again! Pleasant!

And we have the men, lots of faces obscured by great big bushy beards! It’s funny but it seems that because the beard is in, young Sikh lads are suddenly not ashamed to keep their facial hair, and even turbans, because the look is cool!

Incidentally, if you liked this, you might enjoy my lovely education on vagina facials!…. My mum tends to read most of my posts, and she is most proud of me, but she said she wasn’t sure this was particularly becoming… I said this was where our age and generation gap showed… to me, and my readers, it was hilarious!!!!!!

Have a titillating Tuesday!

48 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. theacquiescentsoul
    Oct 06, 2017 @ 02:35:29

    Conservation of mass?
    I’m sorry, but there MUST be a scientific explanation.

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  2. hotmessmemoir
    Oct 06, 2017 @ 02:32:41

    OMG! This is amazingly accurate! Why do men find the vagina appealing if it looks like a little girls? Oh that’s right…..thanks porno stars…….

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  3. Gloria
    Oct 05, 2017 @ 16:35:49

    Clicked on ‘Vagina Facials’ up there Ritu to have a read, but it’s coming up nothing found!
    I think I read it before though. It rings a bell.

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  4. Gloria
    Oct 05, 2017 @ 16:22:54

    This is so funny Ritu! I think most of us have experimented with the razor at some point! 😣 By the way….anything that gives ‘Advanced Warning’ always makes me read on! 😂

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  5. blondieaka
    Oct 05, 2017 @ 09:44:38

    Oh god yes the itching and did you know the latest is vagina glitter bombs..yes really!

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  6. potatosandwich
    Oct 05, 2017 @ 08:31:41

    I feel educated… I always been the hipster.. From birth..

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  7. nkdwhtguy
    Oct 05, 2017 @ 06:17:05

    Fun post…guess everything DOES come back around full circle..sort of.

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  8. bibliofiles13
    Oct 05, 2017 @ 05:49:21

    Oh I laughed so hard at this! Thank you for the post! 😀

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  9. vanbytheriver
    Sep 22, 2015 @ 21:23:28

    I understand the trimming up and grooming, but why do we have to look like an 8 year old ? I don’t get it. I didn’t know Rob, but it’s always sad to see someone give up his blog.

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  10. DotedOn
    Sep 22, 2015 @ 20:54:43

    I’m stuck in time and happy! 🙂

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  11. georgeforfun Life's too short to be miserable or serious anymore!
    Sep 22, 2015 @ 20:46:11

    Reblogged this on georgeforfun and commented:

    ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°) well done, indeed. Waxing and George, not gonna happen. Adopted daughter from Brazil raised in Europe and US with us, laughs when any of her friends suggested that before she married. She would always tell them, she’d do it when Dad did. That never happened you can be sure. I still have my post-retirement beard. sometimes it’s cropped a little closer, but always intact except for when I must show up in an official capacity in my former Marine uniform(no beards or moustaches allowed). I avoid pomp and circumstance events as much as possible. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’m neither a dog or a pony and I don’t like being “showed.”

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  12. wafflemethis
    Sep 22, 2015 @ 17:51:22

    Love it sis a great tribute for Rob, as for the other just nicely groomed top and bottom😉

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  13. amaya911
    Sep 22, 2015 @ 17:06:32

    I’m sad to see this blog close 😦 That picture, lol eww no words. 😀

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  14. edwinasepisodes
    Sep 22, 2015 @ 16:25:02

    That was a great post Ritu. I hope that Rob knows how much he will be missed by us all :

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  15. Erika Kind
    Sep 22, 2015 @ 13:52:26

    It is very lovely of you, Ritu, that you honored Rob. It definitely will not be the same anymore.
    But you did great on this 😃 I guess we are sisters in this too! LOL! Not too much but not nothing. Once I did that nothing just to try out and when I looked at me it reminded me of a headless chicken….

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  16. mypersonallthing
    Sep 22, 2015 @ 13:03:29

    Ugh, it’s so hard to keep the grooming up, especially if your partner likes it when there’s less hair :/ and that’s not including the decision of waxing vs shaving of down there and if one wants pain or itchiness and possible shaving rash. Why does society have to dictate that we have to groom there as well as our legs and underarms???

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  17. Chris White
    Sep 22, 2015 @ 12:14:44

    Ritu. I must cut the front lawn. Thank you for reminding me. Also … it’s quite fun if you turn the diagram upside down.

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