Charli’s Flash Fiction prompt:
May 9, 2019, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story about growing older. It can be humorous, dark or poignant. It can be true or total fiction. It can be fine wine or an old fossil. Go where the prompt leads!
Tooting Marvellous
Ritu 2019
Mabel sat in her armchair and glanced around her surroundings.
Look at them all — old fogies.
She was, undoubtedly, at least ten years younger than them. Goodness knows why they’d put her in here. There must have been some mistake.
But that silver-haired Derek, sat across the room, he looked rather dashing. Someone to get to know and, maybe, help ease the boredom.
Shifting slightly in her chair, she felt a build up in her stomach, and a loud fart escaped.
At least there were some benefits to growing old…No embarrassment factor; she could toot to her heart’s content!
But I Smile Anyway... 
May 16, 2019 @ 00:57:57
Ha, ha! When can I start claiming this benefit of old age, Ritu? 😀
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May 16, 2019 @ 06:56:23
😂 Whenever you feel comfortable to let one slip, and not let it bother you!!!
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May 13, 2019 @ 16:54:19
Great chuckle on a Monday morning. Thanks.
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May 13, 2019 @ 20:12:59
Glad you enjoy!!!! ❤️
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May 11, 2019 @ 22:32:21
lol! Loved this.
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May 11, 2019 @ 22:38:26
Thanks!
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May 11, 2019 @ 18:15:31
Haha, Ritu, don’t show this to your parents, they may not agree.
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May 11, 2019 @ 18:59:57
Oh my Pops definitely would 🤣
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May 11, 2019 @ 16:57:10
Lol Sis love this 💜
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May 11, 2019 @ 19:01:33
Thanks sis 💜
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May 11, 2019 @ 19:09:47
💜🤭🤭
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May 11, 2019 @ 11:55:52
Haha! 😅
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May 11, 2019 @ 12:04:43
😜😁
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May 11, 2019 @ 04:30:17
thanks for the laugh! 🙂
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May 11, 2019 @ 08:40:58
You’re welcome 😁
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May 11, 2019 @ 16:20:40
🙂
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May 11, 2019 @ 04:01:05
Oh that’s great! 😂
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May 11, 2019 @ 08:40:47
Glad to raise a giggle!
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May 11, 2019 @ 17:45:44
👍😃
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May 11, 2019 @ 00:25:09
Haha! You went there!
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May 11, 2019 @ 08:40:18
I went THERE! !!!
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May 10, 2019 @ 23:04:55
Okay, now you have forced me to tell a truly bad joke… Do you know why farts smell? So the deaf and hard of hearing can enjoy them too!
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May 10, 2019 @ 23:12:57
Ha ha!!!! Love it!!!!
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