#SoCS May 30/2020 – Spay Splay Spray

Linda’s #SoCS prompt, this week:

Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “spay/splay/spray.” Use one, use two, use ’em all, it’s up to you. Have fun!

Yout hips move with a sway
Blonde hair hardened with spray
Red lips pout in that way
You beckon to me, legs a-splay
'You fancy a roll in the hay?
I've a partner, thank you, no way!
Their instructions I have to obey
Off on my errands,' I say
'A kitten, that we need to spay
The vet's waiting for me to pay'
I doff my hat, 'good day!"
Poor thing, she wouln't know I was gay

Ritu 2020

Dear God, Linda, where do you make my brain go!?!

20 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. H.R.R. Gorman
    Jun 02, 2020 @ 22:16:23

    Hahaha, getting spay in there with the other two made the whole thing a lot sillier! 🙂

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  2. Viola Bleu
    May 31, 2020 @ 19:18:14

    My goodness – that was very inclusive and clever!! 🖌

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  3. OIKOS™-Publishing
    May 31, 2020 @ 14:52:32

    What a lovely one, Sis! 🙂

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  4. pranabaxom
    May 31, 2020 @ 01:42:59

    hilarious Ritu.
    now I need to go look for the kitten to be spayed that sprayed the floor and splayed he hind legs skidding on the floor as she ran away from the vet.

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  5. johnrieber
    May 30, 2020 @ 19:25:21

    HA! Very imaginative!

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  6. John W. Howell
    May 30, 2020 @ 17:12:18

    Talk about a Stream of Consciousness. I loved it.

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  7. D. Wallace Peach
    May 30, 2020 @ 14:55:45

    Good job with all those rhymes!

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  8. potatosandwich
    May 30, 2020 @ 11:12:07

    Love that

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  9. Shweta Suresh
    May 30, 2020 @ 07:18:20

    Ohh this was a good one. I couldn’t come up with anything for this week’s prompt

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