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Chest hair!!

01 Jan 2015 38 Comments

by Ritu in Children, Humour Tags: Funny, growing up way too fast, kids

OK, so I’m sat here, watching EastEnders, as you do on January 1st, and suddenly an urgent scream comes from the bath!

“Mum!!! I got a chest hair!!!! My first one!!! I GOT A CHEST HAIR!!!!!”

OK, so Lil Man is 9… Not 19… 9.

I rushed as much as the urgent shout prompted and found him floating in the bath, pointing at his stomach, and a non existent ‘chest’ hair between his fingers..,

“ERM I can’t see anything son, and, by the way, that’s not your chest, that’s your tummy…”

Why on earth do they want to grow up so fast??!!

So proud!

08 Dec 2014 Leave a comment

by Ritu in Humour

You will be pleased to know that I did NOT succumb!!

Hubby Dearest tempted me with pizza, one slice of pulled pork pizza… And I said NO! It smelled to good tho… And yet I still refused, turned my nose and told my taste buds to quieten…

So proud of myself! So proud infact, that I ate 2 chocolate bars and a bag of crisps instead! 😳

HA!!

So, what’s your “I didn’t do this, so I did that story?”…