Every day, by a quarter to nine,
I usually need to pee,
And every day, after locking the door,
I sit and think, “Why me?”
Because every day, like clockwork, you know,
Somebody pays a visit,
And everyday, the stink remains,
And makes everyone wonder, “Who did it?!”
I should know better, you probably think,
Since it happens every day.
But it’s convenience, you know, much easier.
This loo’s just on my way!
Some days I’m late, there’s barely a hint
Of the stench that did remain.
But thankful I am, at least they’re polite,
Well, enough to pull the chain!
But if I’m early, heaven forbid!
I’ve come to expect the norm.
A smelly loo, no sign of the spray,
And a seat that’s still sometimes warm!
They haven’t been caught yet,
Their timing’s quite super,
It’s still a such a mystery…
Who is the Phantom Pooper?!
Ode to the Phantom Pooper!
15 Jan 2015 16 Comments
in Humour, Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Funny, phantom pooper, poem, Toilet Humour
But I Smile Anyway... 
Mar 17, 2015 @ 22:58:23
My husband has been to your house!
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Mar 17, 2015 @ 23:06:04
Ha ha lol!!!!!! Worse still. This is at work!!! 😜
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Mar 17, 2015 @ 23:33:41
That’s good news! It means he finally found a job!
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Mar 18, 2015 @ 07:19:27
😁 true!!!
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Mar 17, 2015 @ 22:46:30
And I hear the ghost music in the background 🙂
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Mar 17, 2015 @ 22:46:51
😁
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Jan 16, 2015 @ 16:29:39
Excellent! Xx
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Jan 15, 2015 @ 21:54:30
Thanks for the laugh!
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Jan 15, 2015 @ 22:05:33
Welcome! 😁
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Jan 15, 2015 @ 21:49:04
wasn”t me.
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Jan 15, 2015 @ 22:05:20
😜
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Jan 15, 2015 @ 21:08:06
Interesting case. I hope you find your phantom pooper someday 😉
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Jan 15, 2015 @ 21:11:03
Part of me doesn’t want to know… If it’s a colleague I like and respect… I wouldn’t ever see them in the same light again!!
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Jan 15, 2015 @ 20:57:00
Lol! One of my twins leaves a scent when he leaves the loo. For a little one, he leaves quite a trace!
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Jan 15, 2015 @ 21:01:09
He he!! This is actually someone at work…
It’s immense!! But you’re right… For a little butt, these kuds sure know how to raise a stink sometimes!!!
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Jan 15, 2015 @ 21:01:21
Kids even! 😜
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