27 Jan 2015 2 Comments
in Kids Logic Series Tags: Blog, Blogging, Humour, Kids Logic, Mummy, Pole Dancing, Son
So, another lil memory popped into my mind this morning from a while back!
We were walking in town, and a poster for Pole Dancing classes was on a wall.
Lil Man: “Mummy, what’s that lady doing?”
Me : “She’s dancing, son.”
Lil Man: “But mummy, she’s on a pole!”
Me: “Yes Son, she’s dancing.”
Lil Man: “No, but mummy, she on a POLE?”
Me (raised voice): “SHE’S POLE DANCING!!”
Cue strange look from a woman walking by, wondering what I’m teaching my 6 year old son!
😳
16 Jan 2015 9 Comments
in Kids Logic Series Tags: Humour, kids, Logic, Make you think...
So, having a lovely conversation with the Lil Princess and she started being a cheeky so and so to me.
Me: “Excuse me, I’m not a child.”
LP: “Yes you are.”
Me: ” [LP] I am not a child!”
LP: “You are.”
Me: (Getting a bit exasperated…) No, I am not!”
LP:” Yes you are, you are God’s child.”
Sensible words from a lil brat!
11 Jan 2015 6 Comments
in Kids Logic Series Tags: children, Food Origins, Funny, Humour
A memory floated into my mind…
A couple of years back there was an article in the papers about how so many primary school aged children were oblivious to where the food they eat comes from. There was a sample list of questions and I was so proud my two answered each correctly…
Tomato ‘from a plant’, ✔
milk ‘from a cow’, ✔
apples ‘from a tree’ ✔
etc. etc.
On a roll, I asked Lil Princess a few more,
carrots -‘from the ground’ ✔yay!
Sausages- ‘from the barbeque’ 😐
Ermmm…….
29 Dec 2014 4 Comments
in Kids Logic Series Tags: Asda, children, Genes, Humour, Jeans
Reminiscing about things the kids have said in the past…
One fine example of comedy from my dearest son last year.
Says my Pops to his grandson, ” You know, you are from India originally.”
Lil Man:” No, we’re from Gravesend!”
Pops/Nanu: “No dear, your genes are from India…”
Lil Man: ” No Nanu, my mum said my jeans were from Asda!”
There was a look of confusion on his face for ages afterwards, he couldn’t work out why we were rolling about, laughing!
12 Dec 2014 Leave a comment
in Kids Logic Series Tags: kids, Logic
Red sky at night, shepherds delight,
Red sky in the morning, shepherds warning.
So, the kids love this rhyme, and whenever they see a reddish evening sunset, Lil Man will always repeat it, excitedly!
This morning, saw the red sky, and I said it to them. Lil Man said, ‘So what mummy? It’s always a red sky when the sun rises…’!
Kid got logic that works!
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