Shore #writephoto

Sue’s prompt this week for #writephoto.

 

“I’m sure that was the way they told me to go!” Dozy Derek scratched his head. Looking around he realised he had near enough sculpted a new shoreline for the town!

“They told me to clear the pathway for the big guns, so they could lay the road to the new HQ.” He sat there puzzling at the set of directions, and the map that he had been handed.

Slowly, as if a small spark had ignited in his brain, the fog within cleared. he turned the map around.

“No one told me it was this way up! Now, how do I go about rescuing my bulldozer from the sea…?”

#writephoto

#JusJoJan Daily Prompt – Jan. 18th/17 – #OneLinerWednesday

As part of #JusJoJan, day 18, Linda has asked that we take part in her weekly One-Liner Wednesday Challenge!

The rules are:
1. Make it one sentence.
2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.
3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.
4. Add our very cool badge to your post for extra exposure!
5. Have fun!

Hmmm, January 18th… 18… makes me think of golf… here goes!

Why do Golfers wear such ridiculous clothes???

golf

Image from Google

Writespiration #98 52 weeks in 52 words -Week 2 – The Badly Timed Trump

Sasha’s back with the second prompt for #Writespiration.

Your challenge is to write your story using the weekly theme/prompt and write it in just 52 words…. EXACTLY, no more, no less.

Submit your entries in the comments or on a blog post and I post them the following week with the new prompt. You have until Sunday to enter.

This week’s prompt is to write about the badly timed trump!! 

So… here goes…

She could feel the pressure building.

The music was loud. Surely letting one go wouldn’t hurt…

They slipped out to the beat of Beyonce’s latest release.

Relief. 

Last one.

Out it came, loud and proud, as the dj faded the tune out so the Groom, her new husband, could start his speech.

There you go Sacha!!!!

#JusJoJan 11/17 / #One-Liner Wednesday

As part of #JusJoJan, day 25, Linda has asked that we take part in her weekly One-Liner Wednesday Challenge!

The rules are:
1. Make it one sentence.
2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.
3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.
4. Add our very cool badge to your post for extra exposure!
5. Have fun!

Something silly today. I just got myself hooked on Instagram this summer, and use it to post photos of my food and cat! But as I scroll down my followed peeps, sometimes I do get this feeling…

“Ouch, I hurt my finger…Quick, can I catch that ‘sorry for me pout’ for my Insta?”

I sometimes find it hard to comprehend why we need selfies for every emotion, sometimes 10 times a day! But then, I have done it (only once or twice!)… so I can’t comment!

Incidentally,if you fancy following … you can find me on Instagram at @phantom_giggler!

Yup, this is just the most comfortable place ever! Sonu Singh Strikes Again!

Another from the archives but you know you need a Sonu Singh fix!

Cats, funny things they are…

Take the lovely Sonu Singh. Since he was a new kitty in our family, he’s found the strangest places to chill/fall asleep.  I see articles and posts about other cats and their ‘beds’ of choice so thought I’d put one together of this crazy cat too!

1)

My trusty steed will protect me!

My trusty steed will protect me!

He camouflaged himself there, I didn’t know where he was until he poked his little head out!

2)

I'm a great gift!

I’m a great gift!

Thanks to lil princess, he ended up in a gift bag, but loved it so much…

Hmmm, this is actually quite comfy!

Hmmm, this is actually quite comfy!

…he fell asleep!

3)

Primarni bags! the greatest!

Primarni bags! the greatest!

Love me a good paper bag!

4)

I wanna go to school too!

I wanna go to school too!

Though Lil Man’s school bag is a close second!

5)

The latest toy!

The latest toy!

Buy me! You know you want to!

6)

Fish n chips! Where are they?

Fish n chips! Where are they?

Someone smelled our dinner!

7)

If I fits, I sits!

If I fits, I sits!

Any old box!

8)

They look like they are having so much fun, when the little people are in here... why does it not feel the same now??

They look like they are having so much fun, when the little people are in here… why does it not feel the same now??

Bath tub!

9)

Wrap me!

Wrap me!

He’d be a great gift (not that we’re giving him to anyone!)

10)

Unravelling my doormat!

Unravelling my doormat!

Then doing his usual…hmmm so comfy!

Love me a good duvet!... this ones a bit itchy though...

Love me a good duvet!… this ones a bit itchy though…

11)

I love a good book!

I love a good book!

Read me! Read me!

12)

Am cat, can balance, chill out Mum!

Am cat, can balance, chill out Mum!

See??!!

See??!!

Experimenting with his balancing…

And there are so many more, I could bore you for hours!

I’ll leave that for another instalment!

Hope you enjoyed getting to know Sonu Singh a little more!

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