One-Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds – Cookie Jar

 

“If all the world’s a cookie jar, and all the people are crumbs, I just happen to be a chocolate chip!” – Anon

Just because I like that particular quote. I heard it as a child and it stuck in my head. I quite fancy being a chocolate chip, though some may say I am more a bit nutty! 😉

For Linda’s #1LinerWeds Challenge.

One-Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds – Loss

Poignant:

“If you love someone, show them, not tomorrow, but today – life has a funny way of foiling plans…” – Ritu

Thinking of a precious soul who left us yesterday. RIP Nanaji – you will be missed by us all.

For Linda’s #1LinerWeds Challenge.

One-Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds –

An oldie, but a goodie:

LM: “Mum, where are my genes from?”

Me: “India, originally son.”

LM: [confused] “No, they’re from Asda!”

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I do love the humour of my son!

For Linda’s #1LinerWeds Challenge.

One-Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds – Late!

“Oh Jeez! My alarm didn’t go off!!!! I’m late!” – Ritu

Can’t believe the alarm didn’t ring this morning! I am soooo late! Chat later Peeps!

For Linda’s #1LinerWeds Challenge.

One-Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds – Baby

“Nothing beats the feeling of a baby’s hands, or the sound of a baby’s laugh.” – Ritu

 

Had a lovely 24 hours with my best friend and her baby, my honorary niece… almost makes me want another, then I experienced the restless sleep associated with the ever hungry little people, and I think again…. For a visit and a few days, fine. To do it all again? I don’t think so!

For Linda’s #1LinerWeds Challenge.

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