Balls! – Kids Logic Part 17

We do this thing called dough disco at school to improve children’s motor skills, basically we put some upbeat music on and they roll play dough around in their hands, creating the shapes and movements that the teacher directs them to do.

The dough starts off as a small ball, and by the end after morphing into various shapes we like it to go back into a spherical shape.

The collecting at the end started uneventfully.  As usual, the teacher complimented particularly round spheres of dough, and all the children aspire to get that little nod of approval. Suddenly one of our little loves pipes up, hands in his lap with his dough on display.

“Miss B! Look at my balls! I got two balls!”

I’m sorry, I know I shouldn’t have, but I was putting up a display, and had to snigger! Miss B declared the balls “lovely” and it wasn’t until after, when the kids had gone out to play, that I mentioned my silly thoughts!  She hadn’t even clicked, yet my other colleague had caught my eye, and sniggered too!

Oh Miss B… you are such an innocent… either that or Mrs B is obviously a dirty minded older woman!

Chicken Souper! Kids Logic Part 16

Ok so this one is not my spawn inspired, but from a child in my class…

Oh I giggled, and still am!

We usually have a little rhyme at morning register that our class teacher sings with the kids, giving then a chance to come up with some WOW words, some great descriptive words to let us know how they are feeling today.

Usually two children a day get a chance, and they get some great ones, or regurgitate ones that seem to be used regularly.

The other morning, we asked all 30 to come up with one, and there were lots of ‘marvellous’, ‘excellent’, ‘great’, ‘super cute’, ‘super great’, super lots of stuff.

We came to one of our children who has English as a second language and she came up with ‘chicken souper’!!!!

Bless her, she had heard super so much, and heard soup in her mind, so Chicken Souper made total sense to her!

I’ve been saying it all day, if I like something… Think it’ll catch on??!

Chicken Souper indeed!! 😊

Lil Man’s Joke! – Kids Logic Part 15

Lil Man’s become a comedian!

LM: Mum!
Me: Yes?
LM: How do you catch a bra?
Me: I don’t know…
LM: With a Booby Trap!!!!!

Cue loads of giggles from Lil Man and his sister!!!

But I Smile Anyway...

Taking a Shower – Kids Logic Part 14

I have been a mollycoddling mum, and, I guess due to convenience etc., I shower Lil Princess, who has just turned 7, and Lil Man who is 9…

I know we need to foster independence, so this had been a task the last couple of weeks, giving their flannels, and towels, setting the water temp, and letting them go for it.  It’s been a wet experience, wet floor, wet carpets, wet towels, wet everything, but at least they are doing it!  I usually use our upstairs bathroom, and the kids are showered there.  The downstairs shower room is Hubby Dearest’s territory.

As a little perk, he told Lil Man that come the weekend, he could start using the ‘boys’ shower.  He just needs a little training on how to operate it… No problem… I’ll leave that mess for Hubby Dearest to clear up!

So today, the two munchkins were discussing the shower.

LM: I’m using the big shower at the weekend.

LP: No you’re not!

LM: Yes I am, Daddy said so!

LP: You don’t even know how to use it!!!

LM: Yes I do… first you turn the Bhangra on…

…a key part to having a shower obviously!

Hee hee! That is the thing with Hubby Dearest, he needs music everywhere, and has the Bhangra tunes on at full blast when he goes into the shower! So Lil Man sees this as an essential requirement for the downstairs shower!!!!

But LP is not finished…

LP: No, you need to put ‘Call Me Maybe’ on, then ‘I’m a Barbie Girl’ when changing!

Hmmm… I don’t think I’ve heard those particular songs coming from the bathroom when Hubby Dearest is in there… Me thinks she has her own ideas!!!!

Farting! – Kids Logic Part 13

Lil Princess sat on the radiator with an inane grin across her face.

Me: What’s so funny?

No Reply

Me: Seriously, what’s funny?

Nothing

Me: Why are you sat there smiling?

LP: I just farted, on the radiator!!

[Cue giggles]

LM: When someone poots, someone smiles….!

Wise words from the not so wise Lil Man!

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