Imagine – #CoronaVirus Edit (Sorry, Lennon!)

Yes… I admit, I have been at it again, doctoring lyrics of classic songs!

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This time it was Imagine, by John Lennon that got my makeover!

Or, you might want to watch my animated version…

IMAGINE
 
Imagine there’s no bog roll
It’s easy if you try
No real tissue to wipe with
Gonna have to air dry
Imagine all the people without a bidet
 
Imagine no MacDonalds
No Costa, KFC
On no, what will you eat now?
Gonna have to cook your own tea
Imagine all the people raiding ASDA
 
You may say I’m a dreamer
Actually I’m not, it’s really on
I hope, some day this Coronavirus
Will feck off and just do one
 
Imagine kids home schooling
Parents trying to teach
Controlling all their offspring
Voices raising to a screech
Imagine all the adults reaching for the gin
 
Ooh oh ooh
 
You may say I’m a dreamer
Actually I’m not, it’s really on
I hope, some day this Coronavirus
Will feck off and just do one

Ritu 2020
stay home

58 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Chelsea Owens
    Apr 18, 2020 @ 07:01:44

    Excellent! And you’ve a lovely singing voice!

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  3. Jennie
    Apr 04, 2020 @ 00:58:55

    Well done, Ritu! Wonderful and necessary laughing. 😀

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  4. Rebecca Moon Ruark
    Apr 01, 2020 @ 02:50:13

    Excellent, Ritu! Feck off, for sure!

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  5. thereluctantpoet
    Apr 01, 2020 @ 01:28:48

    Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.

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    Reply

  6. thereluctantpoet
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 23:04:35

    Awesome! I loved this!! You have a great voice and a super imagination!!
    Bravo!!!
    xoxo

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    Reply

  7. willowdot21
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 22:53:20

    Well done Sis it’s brilliant, every verse a winner !!💜💜💜

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  8. John W. Howell
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 19:51:53

    Excellent Ritu. I like the animated version very much.

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  9. Darlene
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 19:15:57

    That is so funny!! Thanks.

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    Reply

  10. H.R.R. Gorman
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 17:42:34

    Another winner of a parody! So good.

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

  11. John Holton
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 17:37:45

    No song deserves a send-up like you gave it more. Well done!

    Liked by 1 person

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  12. johnrieber
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 15:47:29

    Nicely done!

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  13. Erika
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 15:36:20

    Hilarious, sis 😆. He will forgive you for sure…lol
    I am so glad my 3 kids have grown up already. Otherwise, homeschooling could have made Mr. Gin my new non-infective friend 😄

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  14. RoriLuv
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 15:21:40

    this was Perfect!!!!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

  15. CarolCooks2
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 14:56:06

    Love it! They are bum guns here the Thai version of the posh person’s bidet…Stay safe 🙂 x

    Liked by 1 person

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  16. Masha
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 14:48:21

    Ritu you have a beautiful voice, this was fun.

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

  17. Geetha B
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 12:52:49

    Liked by 2 people

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  18. Geetha B
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 12:51:59

    Funny one. Erika kind also published one which was hilarious but not done by her. It was I will survive with a mum dancing her way out of Coronavirus blues

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  19. Ruth
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 11:11:42

    This is a great version too! Did you see my re-write of Beethoven’s Ode to Joy last week? 🙂 https://ruthblogshere.wordpress.com/2020/03/26/a-bit-of-beethoven/

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  20. Annette Rochelle Aben
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 10:53:00

    Take a bow

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

  21. Midnightlion
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 10:26:22

    Beautiful voice! ❤️

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

  22. Steve Tanham
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 08:46:35

    Genius, Ritu – what a voice! Still laughing… thankfully we have a bidet! Part of my list of essentials in any household.. 😎

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  23. potatosandwich
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 06:42:15

    I’ll be waiting got the release of your debut album….

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    Reply

  24. robertawrites235681907
    Mar 31, 2020 @ 05:39:46

    I am really glad my boys are older and don’t need to much help with their school work. I can’t do the maths for the science. Eeek! You have a great voice.

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