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Well, that told me, huh! Kids Logic pt 4

16 Jan 2015 9 Comments

by Ritu in Kids Logic Series Tags: Humour, kids, Logic, Make you think...

So, having a lovely conversation with the Lil Princess and she started being a cheeky so and so to me.

Me: “Excuse me, I’m not a child.”

LP: “Yes you are.”

Me: ” [LP] I am not a child!”

LP: “You are.”

Me: (Getting a bit exasperated…) No, I am not!”

LP:” Yes you are, you are God’s child.”

Sensible words from a lil brat!

Seriously questioning my sanity…

13 Jan 2015 2 Comments

by Ritu in Humour Tags: Cereal, Humour, morning feeling

It’s the second time this week I have gone to make Lil Princess’s cereal this morning…
And filled my mug, instead of the bowl that was next to it.
And there have only been 2 mornings so far this week…
God help me!

Sh*t on my lap

12 Jan 2015 5 Comments

by Ritu in Humour, Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Humour, New Car, Pupils, School

No, not quite, but it’s a follow on from He Farted!
Lovely little pupil at school…not sure if there is a speech impediment, or just immaturity yet, but still… Conversation as follows…
Teacher: “(Pupil’s name), as its your first day you can take the class bear home!”
Pupil: “Yay! Maybe we can go in my shiny new car!”
Teacher : “Ooh lovely!”
Pupil:” Yes a shiny red Mer’sh’ades!”
Teacher:” Wow can I get a ride?”
Pupil :” Yes.”
Teacher:”Is there space for the bear?”
Pupil:” Yeah, he can ‘sh’*t on my lap…”

Cue, discreet giggles amongst staff in classroom!

Kid’s logic pt 3

11 Jan 2015 6 Comments

by Ritu in Kids Logic Series Tags: children, Food Origins, Funny, Humour

A memory floated into my mind…
A couple of years back there was an article in the papers about how so many primary school aged children were oblivious to where the food they eat comes from. There was a sample list of questions and I was so proud my two answered each correctly…
Tomato ‘from a plant’, ✔
milk ‘from a cow’, ✔
apples ‘from a tree’ ✔
etc. etc.
On a roll, I asked Lil Princess a few more,
carrots -‘from the ground’ ✔yay!
Sausages- ‘from the barbeque’ 😐
Ermmm…….