Lil Man’s become a comedian!
LM: Mum!
Me: Yes?
LM: How do you catch a bra?
Me: I don’t know…
LM: With a Booby Trap!!!!!
Cue loads of giggles from Lil Man and his sister!!!
Lil Man’s Joke! – Kids Logic Part 15
13 Mar 2015 13 Comments
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Taking a Shower – Kids Logic Part 14
12 Mar 2015 12 Comments
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I have been a mollycoddling mum, and, I guess due to convenience etc., I shower Lil Princess, who has just turned 7, and Lil Man who is 9…
I know we need to foster independence, so this had been a task the last couple of weeks, giving their flannels, and towels, setting the water temp, and letting them go for it. It’s been a wet experience, wet floor, wet carpets, wet towels, wet everything, but at least they are doing it! I usually use our upstairs bathroom, and the kids are showered there. The downstairs shower room is Hubby Dearest’s territory.
As a little perk, he told Lil Man that come the weekend, he could start using the ‘boys’ shower. He just needs a little training on how to operate it… No problem… I’ll leave that mess for Hubby Dearest to clear up!
So today, the two munchkins were discussing the shower.
LM: I’m using the big shower at the weekend.
LP: No you’re not!
LM: Yes I am, Daddy said so!
LP: You don’t even know how to use it!!!
LM: Yes I do… first you turn the Bhangra on…
…a key part to having a shower obviously!
Hee hee! That is the thing with Hubby Dearest, he needs music everywhere, and has the Bhangra tunes on at full blast when he goes into the shower! So Lil Man sees this as an essential requirement for the downstairs shower!!!!
But LP is not finished…
LP: No, you need to put ‘Call Me Maybe’ on, then ‘I’m a Barbie Girl’ when changing!
Hmmm… I don’t think I’ve heard those particular songs coming from the bathroom when Hubby Dearest is in there… Me thinks she has her own ideas!!!!
Farting! – Kids Logic Part 13
07 Mar 2015 6 Comments
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Lil Princess sat on the radiator with an inane grin across her face.
Me: What’s so funny?
No Reply
Me: Seriously, what’s funny?
Nothing
Me: Why are you sat there smiling?
LP: I just farted, on the radiator!!
[Cue giggles]
LM: When someone poots, someone smiles….!
Wise words from the not so wise Lil Man!
From Which Company?? Kids Logic Part 12
05 Mar 2015 11 Comments
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She never ceases to crease me up, my Lil Princess!!
So tonight we were trying to ring her uncle and aunt, but no answer. I rang my brother-in-law’s (BIL) mobile and handed it to her.
Me: Talk to him when he answers please.
Lil Princess sat holding the phone and it rang and rang, no answer, until the answering machine kicked in.
BIL’s phone: “Hi, you’re through to *** at Pitney Bowes…”
LP: Muuuum! He says he’s picking his nose!
I cut off the phone and was literally rolling about on the floor!!!!
Yet another children and what they hear classic!!!
Where do you find love? – Kids Logic part 11
04 Mar 2015 9 Comments
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Don’t you just love it when kids ask you certain questions? It was a conversation with Lil Princess about love today… And Lil Man joined in.
LP: Mummy, where do you find love?
Me: What do you mean?
LP: Like when I want to get engaged, where do I go to find a person?
LM: Just on the street, you know, you just meet them!
LP: No, Mummy, tell me!
LM: Ask Daddy. (Funny, as I am always telling them to ask Daddy instead of me all the time!)
LP: But I want to ask Mummy, because she’s a girl, and so am I! So Mummy, where did you find Daddy?
LM: They met at university, don’t you know?!
LP: But Mummy,how did you know you were going to get married?
How do I get into these conversations with children…? !
But I Smile Anyway... 