No, not quite, but it’s a follow on from He Farted!
Lovely little pupil at school…not sure if there is a speech impediment, or just immaturity yet, but still… Conversation as follows…
Teacher: “(Pupil’s name), as its your first day you can take the class bear home!”
Pupil: “Yay! Maybe we can go in my shiny new car!”
Teacher : “Ooh lovely!”
Pupil:” Yes a shiny red Mer’sh’ades!”
Teacher:” Wow can I get a ride?”
Pupil :” Yes.”
Teacher:”Is there space for the bear?”
Pupil:” Yeah, he can ‘sh’*t on my lap…”
Cue, discreet giggles amongst staff in classroom!
But I Smile Anyway... 
Jan 13, 2015 @ 06:10:54
“chuckling” only from the mouth of kids.
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Jan 13, 2015 @ 06:52:38
Indeed! 😜
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Jan 12, 2015 @ 20:38:43
I must admit I envy your job sometimes. 😀
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Jan 12, 2015 @ 20:43:57
You know, it’s exhausting, but worth it, if only for the stories!!!
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Jan 12, 2015 @ 20:50:49
I bet! But you’re right, the stories are worth it. Keep them coming! 😉
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