24 Apr 2015 26 Comments
in Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Search Terms
I always look, and normally get unknown search terms…
But one lovely one, regarding haikus and “uncle vife”… What’s a vife?
Is it an Indian who says V instead of W, which is typically the case, in which case, why are you searching about your uncle’s wife??!
Any ideas???
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Apr 26, 2015 @ 22:00:38
Some of my favourite search terms that have brought people to my blog are
“Misses me and sticks to you”
“Kids poems about witches carboots” – who puts something like that in a search engine?
And at number 1 “13510 train 2/12/2014 late” if I’m now giving out transport information I want commission.
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Apr 27, 2015 @ 06:02:13
It’s just so random!!! But seriously! Train info!??! Look! 😁
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Apr 26, 2015 @ 04:52:18
Was it Wifi they were looking for…but Uncle Wifi😆😆😆😆
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Apr 26, 2015 @ 07:05:25
No idea Nimi!! 😀😀😀
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Apr 25, 2015 @ 21:31:28
I dont like the fact that google encrypts some of the search terms….
I want to know exactly what someone searched so that he or she landed on my blog
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Apr 26, 2015 @ 07:03:27
Exactly!
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Apr 26, 2015 @ 09:17:19
🙂
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Apr 26, 2015 @ 09:17:04
🙂
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 23:28:55
Hehehe
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Apr 25, 2015 @ 07:13:21
😁
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 22:10:58
I always get unknown.. No idea why.
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 22:12:06
I think you get the full Google analytics if you pay!
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 22:18:11
How about I sell a kidney? No? Bad idea? Yeah, that’s what I thought. 😛
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 22:22:19
Bad idea!!! I’d sell mine but getting older, I think I need all my own bits!!!
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 21:12:41
Like the newlyweds on their honeymoon and they argued all the way to Hawaii about the pronunciation of Hawaii. The bride said it is Hawaii and the groom said it was Havaii. When they landed, there was a local man at a kiosk and the husband approached him so that he could prove he was right. “Sir, do you say Hawaii, or Havaii”. The gentleman said “Havaii”. The groom turned to his bride and gave her the dreaded, “See, I told you so”. He then turned to the gentleman and said, “Thank you sir”. The gentleman returned a polite, “You’re Velcome”.
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 21:26:09
Ha ha!!!!
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 20:47:28
Sounds interesting! Please post it in case you find out 😉
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 20:59:54
If I do… I’ll be sure to let you know!!!
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 20:05:33
I mostly get the unknown ones as well. I would love to know what uncle vife is as well!
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 20:06:05
:S
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 20:00:35
No idea about that! I always get the unknown search terms. I wonder why that is?
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 20:02:07
I very rarely get actual ones, that’s why I get a little excited when I see one!!!
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 20:10:49
I got one for chicken Marsala once and you would have thought that I had won the lottery. 😀
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 20:14:23
Its ridiculous really… How these little things can make our day!!!
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 20:17:08
I don’t even like chicken marsala. I was so happy to have known a search query. Same with spam. We must be going crazy!
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Apr 24, 2015 @ 20:25:41
I know! I forgot to check my spam for ages… And when I did, there was like 11 messages held! I was so excited!!!!
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