* I apologise in advance, it’s a bit crude, but was sooooo funny, I had to share this anecdote from today! If you are a very prim and proper person and don’t like to talk about sex, genitalia, and the like, click off now!
So there I was, innocently eating my lunch and browsing my Facebook news page. I nearly choked as I read one post about my friend also discussing her gladness at having already eaten before being introduced to this subject.
Apparently a 74-year-old was on daytime TV discussing having a ‘Vagina Facial’ to please her 30-year-old lover!
Vagina facial… conjures up many images….
I couldn’t help it, at the staff room lunch table I asked, “What the heck is a Vagina Facial??!!” There were plenty of flabbergasted faces, lots of ‘What on earth are you saying?’, ‘Say that again?’.
I googled it, and apparently its a new surgery for mature ladies for their, ahem, ‘lady gardens’, to counteract sagging and dryness!
Ok so that was kinda what I assumed it was going to be, but really? A Vagina Facial??!!
There’s always one who states the obvious, “Oh, thank God for that! You said facial and I had all sorts of weird ideas! What, does a woman lay down and have someone else ‘rubbing themselves’ across her face??!!”
“Nah, that’s called being a lesbian!” piped up someone else.
Around the table, there was pure hysterics, and the staff sitting in the other area looked over, intrigued, but almost too scared to ask what the giggles were about!
So, what followed this was a whole crude discussion about what it could have been, and what it was. I left at this stage, I had a class to bring in after lunch!
But, seriously, who on earth thought the name ‘Vagina Facial’ was a good idea in the first place??!! Vagi-lift, maybe, Tight-ina, Vagi-cial… anything but associating the face with ‘down below’ for a beauty treatment!
Honestly, I am still having disturbing images of what it could have been!
And, at 74, hats of to the woman! I hope her 30-year-old lover appreciated her ‘facial’!!!!
But I Smile Anyway... 
Jul 29, 2017 @ 11:28:56
Tell me about it!
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Jul 29, 2017 @ 09:50:02
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 i cant stop laughing, i wonder what is next,
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Jul 23, 2017 @ 09:51:33
This is something strange and funny..
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Jul 23, 2017 @ 09:55:47
You’re telling me!!!
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Jul 23, 2017 @ 09:57:22
Yeah I already knew your views…But it’s… Weird…Indeed..
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Jul 22, 2017 @ 02:25:10
with sounding judgemental totally. Wtf is a 30 year old doing with a vagina lifter?
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Jul 22, 2017 @ 07:35:27
😂😂😂
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 16:10:49
I am so laughing out loud….and now all I can see is an old ladys sagging garden….LOL
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 16:36:05
Lol! The Images….!!!
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 13:54:05
😂😂😂 This is fantastic
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 15:21:27
😂😂😂
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 06:24:13
Hahaha…it’s one of the funniest beauty treatment I have heard of so far! Such a misleading name, it made my imagination go wild! Really wild! Hahaha..
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 06:46:53
Ashwini, imagine what I was thinking, sat at the staff room table! Lol! Thanks for reading and laughing!
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 01:25:46
😂😂😂 I was thinking it’d be like when you get a facial for your face! Like, they’d pop zits and rub creams into it! I’m dying 😂😂💀💀
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 06:45:08
It was seriously hilarious Katie!!! Can you even imagine??!!
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 07:19:35
So crazy!! 😂😂
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 07:37:08
😂😂
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 00:32:19
If she took her hat off after one of them she could pucker the wrong lips. gasp did i actually say that? Look what your blog has done. This place made me think of how tight a lift would be and if she had to tuck bits in her rollon/corsett before surgery? Oh my the mind is going where it never should. Is this post hallucinagenic? And me a good person never thinking about any 70 yr old vagina facials, not even once in my looonnng life. I need to get inebriated to wipe it from my innocent mind. (Traumatised I leave the room) slams door
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 06:44:32
Lol!!!
Ellen, the images flooding through my mind that day… don’t worry, you are not the only one who ended up feeling rather ‘flustered’!!!!
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 06:53:49
Thheeeh! I was just sharing some random thoughts that flew through my head not really flustered. Hilarious Ritu what some women go through to keep active at 70. Not that you shouldn’t preserve and pamper yourself but would i have bits cut off probably not.
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 06:57:09
I’m exhausted in my 40’s.. obviously, she has a renewed vigour in her 70’s… Not sure I would be bothered to be so preened down below, so good for her lol!!!
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 07:30:15
Im tired thinking of being tired…
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 07:37:21
Lol! me too!!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 18:57:28
Haha… I couldn’t stop laughing because I had some similar pictures in my mind about that expression. Thank you for explaining, Sis 😂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 19:31:26
Oh sis the pictures I had in my mind…at school before I realised…!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 19:35:46
I know, our fantasy is getting out of control on and we cannot help it at all 😂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 19:46:15
But it was so funny sis!
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 06:45:07
I know 😂
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 06:47:55
😂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 17:44:58
The new ideas for my chicklit series Roxy just keep on popping up 😂😂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 18:55:57
You HAVE to use it lol!!!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 20:14:02
Roxy says “thx Ritu!” 👍🏻
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 21:34:21
😁
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 17:09:43
I’m going to quote my daughter if she read this. “TMI” This is more than funny, it’s hilarious. 🙂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 18:55:41
Chuck, it was the funniest thing, but most shocking, to read over a school staff room table!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 17:06:45
Makes me want to keep my 60+ hubby around even more. At least he knows what to expect from a mature “lady garden” Bahaha
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 18:55:12
Lol! There is definitely that benefit to our old men!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:33:46
Lovely.. haha!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:41:11
😂😂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:33:07
LOL! Just when I thought the world was already crazy. 🙂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:41:06
I know!!!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 14:35:41
Now I know what a lady reads during her lunch break.
New Industry of Vagial may be common place in a few years as baby boomers age and ladies outliving the gents.
Be careful about moral police blocking your blog😊
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:40:44
This is an old post! No worries but sooo funny!!!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 14:26:29
Eeewwwwwww…… Thanks for sharing. 😀
There was a group doing massage classes around here a couple of years ago and on the bottom of the leaflet it said please bring a packed lunch, a sheet and lube. The mind boggles.
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:40:07
OMG lol!!! Hmmm… What kind if massage exactly…???
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:48:09
Hahaha I wish I could remember the name of it… I will find out and let you know 😉
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:53:54
😉
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 13:48:19
I’m also not following the “facial” aspect, and I don’t think I want to 😮 The things that people will come up with nowadays are staggering sometimes, and not always in a good way….
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:39:27
I know… misleading or What!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 13:46:00
LOL, what a crazy world!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:39:04
Tell me about it Brother!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 17:07:38
😜
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 13:42:14
Am. Not. Able.
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:38:46
😂😂😂 I know!!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 13:40:46
OMG what will be thought of next? 😂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:38:34
I know… Don’t want to even think lol!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 13:28:52
Oh my, there are people revamping their lady bits? What if they get botched? Besides, at 74 I don’t believe there’s much to be done. But who am I? I’ll ask husband if he thinks I need a vagina exfoliation or maybe a vagina lift. One never knows.
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:38:16
It’s mad isn’t it!!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 12:43:45
Omg I just dropped my phone!!!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:37:51
😂😂😂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 12:39:42
Good for her! Never give up….never give in. 😉
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 16:37:43
True dat Tonya! ☺
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Jul 21, 2017 @ 21:58:02
🙂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 12:32:59
Um, erm, what’s a guy to say? 😀
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 12:35:52
😂😂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 11:23:32
Hahahahahahaha! 😆 Now I’m having a lot of rather disturbing images too. 😆 Thank you, your post really made my day!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 12:35:22
Its a bit mad!!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 11:15:12
🙂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 12:35:10
😁😁
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 10:40:31
Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 09:49:56
Ha!!! This was hilarious 😂😂😂
Vagi – lift eh? With the way things are going, I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the next thing we hear of.
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 12:34:56
😁😁😁
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 09:03:38
Well now. I have no words. Fascinating subject.
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 12:22:22
I was kinda like that too!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 08:27:05
Oh No! But does it beat this I laughed so much when my son told me about it last week…… http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/how-a-mother-of-three-invented-vaginal-glitterbombs-and-why-doctors-are-warning-against-them/news-story/2e39c1e00f0f1c6994c824474a8e04aa
Oh dear who wants to do that post you or me…ha ha
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 08:30:16
OMG!!!!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 08:16:43
Haha😂😂😂
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 08:29:04
It was too funny!!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 08:09:16
Standing front of your class were you able to cast from your mind the conversation you had?
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 08:28:27
Now that was a hard one… the pictures that came to mind!!
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 08:30:44
Hmm..yes I’d have to watch I said for a while I think in case the wrong thing came out…
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Jul 20, 2017 @ 08:45:00
😂😂
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Sep 22, 2015 @ 20:48:15
Reblogged this on georgeforfun and commented:
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
some things are best left unseen
in this case I can bet the words created more than enough visuals that couldn’t be erased.)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Sep 22, 2015 @ 13:46:36
I here I thought I heard everything!
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Sep 22, 2015 @ 17:28:14
I know, right?!?! 😜
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Mar 01, 2015 @ 09:24:11
Too funny! I never heard of it either.
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Mar 01, 2015 @ 09:25:14
It was a hysterical conversation to be having around a lunch table, in the staff room of a school!!
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Mar 01, 2015 @ 10:12:00
😊
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Mar 01, 2015 @ 08:47:00
Your posts come to through mail, as well and when I read the title I was like OMG I don’t know she talks about stuff like that, I MUST read this!
I couldn’t stop laughing even then! 😀
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Mar 01, 2015 @ 08:54:26
Ha ha!!! Oh, I generally post whatever comes into my mind!! It was such a funny conversation!!!! 😁
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Mar 01, 2015 @ 08:55:38
I know, I’m glad you did. I love reading all this stuff.
Oops.
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Mar 01, 2015 @ 09:23:18
Don’t oops!! It’s all good!!
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Feb 28, 2015 @ 21:30:22
Reblogged this on But I Smile Anyway… and commented:
This made me giggle the first time… Have a giggle again folks!
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Jan 23, 2015 @ 17:13:13
Blush ;(
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Jan 23, 2015 @ 18:34:45
😳
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Jan 22, 2015 @ 09:17:06
Hey that is been done…they can make you a virgin again if you want. It is more common here where I am than people admit. Cute article. I had a nurse friend some years ago who had one of those ‘facials’ after her 8th child…(yes she worked pregnant and was very tough and it was a religious thing and she wanted those kids and no she was not from an Islamic country 😛 )
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Jan 22, 2015 @ 10:21:08
😁
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Jan 22, 2015 @ 00:46:30
Love this. I once had an 80 year old patient who had the fanciest boobs in town. She decided to get a boob job at 78 when she got a little droopy.
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Jan 22, 2015 @ 07:00:39
And why the heck not! 😝
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 23:10:02
I’m only 49 now but sign me up if when im in my 80’s I have a 30 year old lover!!! Hmmm……. maybe I should have said that in my “inside voice” lolol!
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 23:26:04
Isn’t t funny!? Can’t quite get my head round it still!!!
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 23:41:52
all I heard was 30 year old boyfriend and I’m in!! Its called Vaginal Rejuvenation here
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Jan 22, 2015 @ 07:00:18
Now THAT name, makes more sense!!!!
I said Vagina Facial to dear hubby and asked him what he thought it was, and he went red at first!!! So no, it’s not obviously a cosmetic procedure from the name!!!! 😁
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 22:52:45
Good grief! I thought I’d heard of everything! LOL Ellie
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 22:56:38
😁
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 21:26:05
Too funny!
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 21:31:25
😁
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 20:53:24
I think you should find the companies doing this type of, ahem, “face lift” and suggest the terms you listed above. They’re MUCH better than “vagina facial” because the first thing I thought you were talking about is definitely not suitable to be shown on daytime (or nighttime, either) TV! 🙂
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 21:10:21
Thank Goodness I’m not the only one to see the inappropriateness of this name!!!
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 20:34:18
I had to contain myself from laughing out loud at work. Yes, that was a misleading name for the procedure! lol I hope that whatever is involved in that is worth it for her and her young lover. 😀
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 20:40:04
Glad to spread a giggle! 😁
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 20:41:23
Yes, but when my female co-worker wanted to know what it was, I couldn’t quite explain it. 😀
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 20:51:11
Shoulda just printed it off n let her read it, herself! She would have understood then!
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 19:31:37
LOL! I shiver at the thought of ‘one of those’ smiling back at me! ‘Vagina Makeover’ maybe? Just so long as they don’t come up with: A: Penal Colony Blow Job.’ Though I do agree a penal dusting is in order for flies, crabs and gnats and such… Hilarious post! Thanks for the smile… ON MY FACE!! It’s on my face! Good grief. I see we can look forward to a: ‘Butt Buff’ in the not too distant future.
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 20:06:13
😁 It tickled me, so I hyst had to share! Glad I put a smile on your face!
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 19:16:43
I open my reader and your post headline is the first thing I see!!! We have to put Parental Controls on your phone. You are not to be trusted! 😀
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 19:18:08
LOL! I’m sorry!! But I just couldn’t help it!!! It was a very funny exchange!!!and you know you liked the read!! ;P
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 19:19:58
It was good, I must admit. And yes I totally thought it was something else, until you explained it. 😉
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 19:45:58
See! Misleading name!!!
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 19:14:57
I can’t stop laughing…. What the hell…
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Jan 21, 2015 @ 19:17:09
Exactly!!!!!!
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