Yes… I admit, I have been at it again, doctoring lyrics of classic songs!
This time it was Imagine, by John Lennon that got my makeover!
Or, you might want to watch my animated version…
IMAGINE Imagine there’s no bog roll It’s easy if you try No real tissue to wipe with Gonna have to air dry Imagine all the people without a bidet Imagine no MacDonalds No Costa, KFC On no, what will you eat now? Gonna have to cook your own tea Imagine all the people raiding ASDA You may say I’m a dreamer Actually I’m not, it’s really on I hope, some day this Coronavirus Will feck off and just do one Imagine kids home schooling Parents trying to teach Controlling all their offspring Voices raising to a screech Imagine all the adults reaching for the gin Ooh oh ooh You may say I’m a dreamer Actually I’m not, it’s really on I hope, some day this Coronavirus Will feck off and just do one Ritu 2020
Chelsea Owens
Apr 18, 2020 @ 07:01:44
Excellent! And you’ve a lovely singing voice!
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Ritu
Apr 18, 2020 @ 08:57:26
Thank you so much, Chelsea!
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Jennie
Apr 04, 2020 @ 00:58:55
Well done, Ritu! Wonderful and necessary laughing. 😀
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Ritu
Apr 04, 2020 @ 09:43:44
We have to keep the humour, Jennie 💜💜💜
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Jennie
Apr 04, 2020 @ 12:54:12
Yes, we do!!! ❤️😍❤️
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Rebecca Moon Ruark
Apr 01, 2020 @ 02:50:13
Excellent, Ritu! Feck off, for sure!
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Ritu
Apr 01, 2020 @ 09:46:30
Glad you agree!! Thank-you Rebecca 💜
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thereluctantpoet
Apr 01, 2020 @ 01:28:48
Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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thereluctantpoet
Mar 31, 2020 @ 23:04:35
Awesome! I loved this!! You have a great voice and a super imagination!!
Bravo!!!
xoxo
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 23:10:59
Thank you so much, Chuck! I had great fun recording it too!!!
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thereluctantpoet
Mar 31, 2020 @ 23:17:11
Great job!! Aren’t you up a bit late??? Ha! I have also found that writing lyrics or poetry to the melody/beat of a song forms a great framework for an original work. You never have to tell that the bone structure is from somewhere else.
xoxoxo 😁😁😁
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Ritu
Apr 01, 2020 @ 09:45:47
There is that!
My body clock is all over the place at the moment!
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willowdot21
Mar 31, 2020 @ 22:53:20
Well done Sis it’s brilliant, every verse a winner !!💜💜💜
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 23:10:29
Thank you Sis 💜💜💜
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willowdot21
Mar 31, 2020 @ 23:14:35
It is so funny, love the last verse 💜
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John W. Howell
Mar 31, 2020 @ 19:51:53
Excellent Ritu. I like the animated version very much.
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 19:52:35
It just had to be done, John!!!
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Darlene
Mar 31, 2020 @ 19:15:57
That is so funny!! Thanks.
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 19:20:39
Glad you enjoyed 💜
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H.R.R. Gorman
Mar 31, 2020 @ 17:42:34
Another winner of a parody! So good.
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 17:43:29
Thank you so much!!!
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John Holton
Mar 31, 2020 @ 17:37:45
No song deserves a send-up like you gave it more. Well done!
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 17:40:37
Glad you enjoyed it, John 🤣💜
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johnrieber
Mar 31, 2020 @ 15:47:29
Nicely done!
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 16:19:16
Thanks, John!
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Erika
Mar 31, 2020 @ 15:36:20
Hilarious, sis 😆. He will forgive you for sure…lol
I am so glad my 3 kids have grown up already. Otherwise, homeschooling could have made Mr. Gin my new non-infective friend 😄
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 16:11:19
Lol!!!! Its all in good fun, eh, Sis!
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Erika
Mar 31, 2020 @ 16:26:55
I know, sis, same over here 😂
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RoriLuv
Mar 31, 2020 @ 15:21:40
this was Perfect!!!!!!!
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 16:06:50
Thank you so much 🥰
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CarolCooks2
Mar 31, 2020 @ 14:56:06
Love it! They are bum guns here the Thai version of the posh person’s bidet…Stay safe 🙂 x
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 16:04:42
Haha! Bum guns! Love it!
Stay Safe, Carol 🥰
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Masha
Mar 31, 2020 @ 14:48:21
Ritu you have a beautiful voice, this was fun.
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 16:04:04
Thank you so much, Masha 🥰
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Geetha B
Mar 31, 2020 @ 12:52:49
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Geetha B
Mar 31, 2020 @ 12:51:59
Funny one. Erika kind also published one which was hilarious but not done by her. It was I will survive with a mum dancing her way out of Coronavirus blues
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 13:17:15
Yes I’ve seen that a few times now!
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Geetha B
Mar 31, 2020 @ 13:18:25
Oh, I should have known you would have seen it too.
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 13:32:12
🙂
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Ruth
Mar 31, 2020 @ 11:11:42
This is a great version too! Did you see my re-write of Beethoven’s Ode to Joy last week? 🙂 https://ruthblogshere.wordpress.com/2020/03/26/a-bit-of-beethoven/
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 11:13:27
I’ve just seen! 🥰
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Ruth
Mar 31, 2020 @ 12:48:00
What fun! 🙂
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 13:10:21
It is, isn’t it!
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Annette Rochelle Aben
Mar 31, 2020 @ 10:53:00
Take a bow
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 10:55:54
Lol thanks, sis 🥰
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Midnightlion
Mar 31, 2020 @ 10:26:22
Beautiful voice! ❤️
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 10:28:53
Thank you so much!
Oh, the radio interview is rescheduled to this Saturday instead! I know you wanted to know 💜
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Midnightlion
Mar 31, 2020 @ 11:42:34
Your welcome 😊, really? I’ll surely be listening! Thank you for informing me! ❤️
So are you doing it from home or what?
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 12:00:42
All interviews are by phone at the moment, so I’ll be home 💜
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Midnightlion
Mar 31, 2020 @ 13:36:43
Okay! Thanks 😁 I’m really excited!
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 13:36:56
🎉🎉🎉
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Steve Tanham
Mar 31, 2020 @ 08:46:35
Genius, Ritu – what a voice! Still laughing… thankfully we have a bidet! Part of my list of essentials in any household.. 😎
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 10:12:01
Glad you enjoyed, Steve!! 😝
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potatosandwich
Mar 31, 2020 @ 06:42:15
I’ll be waiting got the release of your debut album….
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 08:22:46
The Corona Compilation!!!
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robertawrites235681907
Mar 31, 2020 @ 05:39:46
I am really glad my boys are older and don’t need to much help with their school work. I can’t do the maths for the science. Eeek! You have a great voice.
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Ritu
Mar 31, 2020 @ 08:22:26
Thank you so much, Robbie!!!
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