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Kid’s logic pt 3

11 Jan 2015 6 Comments

by Ritu in Kids Logic Series Tags: children, Food Origins, Funny, Humour

A memory floated into my mind…
A couple of years back there was an article in the papers about how so many primary school aged children were oblivious to where the food they eat comes from. There was a sample list of questions and I was so proud my two answered each correctly…
Tomato ‘from a plant’, ✔
milk ‘from a cow’, ✔
apples ‘from a tree’ ✔
etc. etc.
On a roll, I asked Lil Princess a few more,
carrots -‘from the ground’ ✔yay!
Sausages- ‘from the barbeque’ 😐
Ermmm…….

Chest hair!!

01 Jan 2015 38 Comments

by Ritu in Children, Humour Tags: Funny, growing up way too fast, kids

OK, so I’m sat here, watching EastEnders, as you do on January 1st, and suddenly an urgent scream comes from the bath!

“Mum!!! I got a chest hair!!!! My first one!!! I GOT A CHEST HAIR!!!!!”

OK, so Lil Man is 9… Not 19… 9.

I rushed as much as the urgent shout prompted and found him floating in the bath, pointing at his stomach, and a non existent ‘chest’ hair between his fingers..,

“ERM I can’t see anything son, and, by the way, that’s not your chest, that’s your tummy…”

Why on earth do they want to grow up so fast??!!