Revenge Prawn! – Kids Logic Part 45

Cute pic, cos kids are cute, right!

Cute pic, cos kids are cute, right!

You know sometimes there are things on the TV that you really want to watch, and if your TV partner doesn’t want to watch it, you have those great gadget called Sky Plus boxes where you can record and watch later?

Well I was tuned into the TV the other night and there was a programme on Revenge Porn. It piqued my interest, not because I was planning on getting any revenge, or because I was worried about it happening to me, but just because you hear so much about it that I wanted to see what this particular take on it would be about.

Anyway, Hubby Dearest wasn’t interested so the faithful ‘Record’ button was pressed, and this morning, when all the family were firmly ensconced in business of their own, I pressed play.

Then Lil Man came bouncing into my room, so I hastily pressed off, and tried to back track to normal TV.  It’s definitely not appropriate viewing for a 10 year old, and I don’t know what he knows about the word Porn… it could have come up in their Birds and Bees talk, I don’t know, but right now I didn’t want to find out.

Too late…

He’d see the title of the programme as I had pressed back.

It was coming…

That question….

What is Revenge Porn?

Except it didn’t come… well not quite like I expected it.

LM: Mummy, what was that programme about?

M: Nothing for you to see sweety, it’s a programme for grown ups.

LM: [confused] But mummy, why would you want to watch a programme about Revenge Prawn?

Me: {wipes forehead} it’s just a programme honey, don’t worry.

LM: But why did the prawn want revenge….?

And in that vein the conversation continued!

I’ll be more careful next week… the programme centres around Muslim Drag Queens!

YouTube Never Ceases To Amaze Me! – Kids Logic Part 44

  
On our little break, there was the opportunity to horse ride.

Lil Princess was jumping with excitement at the chance, before we even got there!

I told my mum, and she answered that she would pay to see the face of Lil Princess on the actual day, she would probably be so scared she won’t do it! I, deep down, had the same thought, but wasn’t so vocal about it.

Me: LP, well. You haven’t actually been near a horse, or on one properly, you might be scared.

LP: No mummy, I know how to ride one, I learned!

Me: Really??!! When? [news to me!]

LP: I watched it all on YouTube!

Aaah, obviously, if you watch something enough on YouTube, you obviously know how to do it!

Yoda’s Brother! – Kids Logic Part 43

I was educating the kids in music again today, and we were listening to some R’n’B. Mark Morrison, of Return of the Mack fame.. You know the one!

Well, I mentioned how we met him in a London Club once, before he ended up being jailed for whatever reason…(I didn’t mention that fact!) and Lil Man was listening to the song..

LM: He sounds like Yoda’s brother…!

Really?! 

 

 
Oh yes, I see it now.. But I still don’t hear it!!!!

  

Bollywood – Kids Logic Part 42

  
We took the kids to watch a Bollywood film a couple of years ago, their first experience watching a 3 hour musical marathon in the cinema.

It was a great film, Chennai Express, I recommend to anyone who hasn’t seen it!

Antsy way, back to the kids, or Lil Princess anyway…

End of film climax… Hero, bloodied from fighting for his love, hugs heroine. All the viewers in the cinema are happy, true love prevails!

LP: but what about her hair??!! She’ll get blood all over it!

Typicall girl!!!

  

Wastebook! – Kids Logic Part 41

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I was sitting here minding my own business, browsing Facebook.
Lil Princess came over and looked over my shoulder.

LP: Is that Facebook, mum?
Me: Yup
LP: Hmmm, should be called Wastebook!
Me: Why?
LP: Well, it’s a waste of time!
Me: Not if used properly. I keep in touch with people on it.
LP: But people can be horrible on it too, you know…

Where do kids pick these things up from? She’s 7!

But I Smile Anyway...

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