No, not quite, but it’s a follow on from He Farted!
Lovely little pupil at school…not sure if there is a speech impediment, or just immaturity yet, but still… Conversation as follows…
Teacher: “(Pupil’s name), as its your first day you can take the class bear home!”
Pupil: “Yay! Maybe we can go in my shiny new car!”
Teacher : “Ooh lovely!”
Pupil:” Yes a shiny red Mer’sh’ades!”
Teacher:” Wow can I get a ride?”
Pupil :” Yes.”
Teacher:”Is there space for the bear?”
Pupil:” Yeah, he can ‘sh’*t on my lap…”
Cue, discreet giggles amongst staff in classroom!
But I Smile Anyway... 