So This Is Why my Scales scare me each morning!

Nothing to do with boobage… It’s my knowledge!!!!

  

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  1. Nina
    Nov 28, 2016 @ 03:29:29

    I agree with Garfield 101%!

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  2. R. Todd
    Apr 22, 2016 @ 16:29:39

    That must be it!

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  3. afternoonofsundries
    Apr 22, 2016 @ 03:03:51

    Me too, that’s the story! πŸ˜‰

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  5. Robert Matthew Goldstein
    Apr 21, 2016 @ 22:01:06

    I definitely smarter around my hips….L)

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  6. Donna
    Apr 21, 2016 @ 21:54:14

    Thats a great one I also like the one “I am not fat just short for my weight”

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  7. Sharon Yvonne
    Apr 21, 2016 @ 20:23:39

    This is hilarious, an excuse I’ll take.

    Great post; I look forward to more. πŸ™‚ Following you now.

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  8. cocosangel
    Apr 21, 2016 @ 20:12:06

    Yes, I believe that. I am way too intelligent! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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  9. Anna
    Apr 21, 2016 @ 19:08:35

    That explains it all! Garfield rules πŸ™‚ wise cat!

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  10. syl65
    Apr 21, 2016 @ 15:23:13

    Scientific fact! LOL!!

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  11. New Journey
    Apr 21, 2016 @ 14:32:29

    Man, I must be really wise beyond my years….LOL I can’t imagine how much knowledge my arse holds alone!!!!! love the quote…hope you doing well…ask you dad for a yoga movement that will help take away craving…and then share!!! kat

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  12. Rareity
    Apr 21, 2016 @ 13:43:11

    Touche!

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  13. Judy Martin
    Apr 21, 2016 @ 12:03:31

    Aahh, I am much more intelligent that I thought due to my heaviness! πŸ™‚

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  14. Rajiv
    Apr 21, 2016 @ 11:59:56

    But, I like the word, boobage.. You cannot take it away. You simply cannot..

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  15. Erika Kind
    Apr 21, 2016 @ 08:04:50

    Finally, we have the explanation and even one that makes so much sense! Wonderful, Sis! You made my day! πŸ˜„

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