Let’s Talk About S.E.X.!

Oh man it’s getting tougher and tougher by the day!

Lil Man’s Sex Education is coming along at an alarmingly fast pace!

I was under the impression that it was all about body changes this week, and the BIG chat about how babies are made would be the finale week of the term… leaving us parents with all the interesting questions during the long holidays!

Well, the boy told me that they had talked about S.E.X yesterday, so I managed to get him alone, with no impressionable Lil Princess ears about.

Me: So, what did you talk about?

LM: Mum, what’s a dido?

Me: Huh?!

LM, I mean what’s a dildo?

Me: Where did you hear that?

LM: Oh, one of the boys asked in our chat yesterday…

Me: And what did your teacher say?

LM: Ask your parents!  It’s a Toy penis, isn’t it?

Me: (again) Huh??!!

LM: Well that’s what another boy said…

[moving swiftly on!]

Me: Riiiight… so what else?

LM: S.E.X.  (giggles)

Me: What about it?

LM: You get neked!!! In bed!

Me: So you get naked, in bed and a baby is made?

LM: (coyly) Kissing!

Me: Ok so you kiss and have a baby?

LM: I don’t know! (giggles)

Me: [smiles]

LM: There was one question someone asked that I cant stop laughing about…

Me: What was that?

LM: Someone asked what you would do if you needed the toilet during sex!

Me: And you were told…?

LM: Teacher said you would have gone before hand!

Me: Why? What would happen of you needed the toinet during sex? (sly probing mummy…!)

LM: Well, you would (quietly) wee in the girl!!!! (dissolves into fits of giggles!

Me: (Giggles uncontrollably!!)

Right, so round about way, but I now know my son knows where a willy goes during S.E.X.!!!!!!

I’m sure I will have lots to update you on before the end of the week, next week!

In the mean time, a fitting song to accompany today’s post!

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  2. cheflauracerullo
    Jul 24, 2015 @ 16:48:32

    I love it! It’s so hard to talk about these things – it’s personal and intimate and not always easy to seperate the feelings. Such a nice read! Your blog is so cheery and ethereal – it comes through beautifully. Ah-mazing 😊

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  3. Niki
    Jul 18, 2015 @ 05:29:39

    Have you heard of the book ‘Mummy laid an egg’ by Babette Cole? It’s really funny. Loved the post.

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  4. Bhramori
    Jul 17, 2015 @ 18:25:02

    Hahaha, this was funny! XD

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  5. edwinasepisodes
    Jul 17, 2015 @ 16:56:22

    Ha Ha! How funny about weeing in the girl! It is priceless the way their brains work! 🙂

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  6. Rajiv
    Jul 17, 2015 @ 09:31:22

    Well, I read a book on “sex for children”. When I spoke to my son about it, he looked bored and said, “this is old hat”.
    Moral of the story: Never, ever forget the stork

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  7. kindredspirit23
    Jul 17, 2015 @ 02:14:37

    I did not get the opportunity to have the SEX talk with either of my children. I was divorced and it was taken care of. I did answer questions when needed. I did give a SEX talk to my students once or twice. I believe in being very honest and open. That was a surprise to a lot of people!

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  8. wafflemethis
    Jul 17, 2015 @ 00:20:53

    I can’t stop laughing. Keep these updates coming sis. Priceless bless you and bless Lil man ☺☺

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  9. Smiling Notes
    Jul 16, 2015 @ 23:43:30

    Hahaha I started giggling when I read this funny yet innocent conversation 🙂
    Your little guy is really clever.

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  10. joey
    Jul 16, 2015 @ 22:25:45

    “Toy penis” is the best, most concise definition yet. Clever boy 🙂

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  11. Marissa Bergen
    Jul 16, 2015 @ 22:16:26

    Oh my. My kids get a Where Do Babies Come From book at a fairly young age…and then promptly forget everything they’ve read!!

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    • Ritu
      Jul 16, 2015 @ 23:09:32

      Lol! Well, Lil Man is just 10, and it feels like he is still a baby to me, so this is just surreal1 I am just glad we are able to have these conversations pretty relaxed, with him! I think Hubby Dearest is petrified at the thought!

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  12. Erica Herd
    Jul 16, 2015 @ 22:16:17

    Oh boy!

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  13. Erika Kind
    Jul 16, 2015 @ 22:08:22

    😂 😂 😂 Your boy is fantastic!!!! Everybody is already in bed and I am having a hard time to not break out in laughter…. You are doing great, Ritu!!! And much fun over the holidays… lol

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