When you get all comfy
Sat down on the loo
And realise that the loo roll’s gone
Blimey! What to do!Or, soaking in the shower
You reach for your favourite gel
Squeeze, but nothing comes out…
They’ve finished that as well!Reaching in the caddy
To make a cup of tea
But, alas, no teabags
Seriously?!Empty boxes of chocolates
Pringle tubes with just one left
All these empties in my house
I really feel bereft!Is it honestly so hard
To refill all these things?
Or at least tell me to replenish
When I go shopping?I am not a mind reader
And I’m not the only one
Who has the capability
To put the bog roll back onDrinks, lightbulbs, petrol
And so much other stuff
When left spent, or empty
It leaves me in a huff!I’m sorry for the whining
Please say I’m not alone
It just really get my wick
I need to have a moan!Ritu 2017
Woeful Wednesday!
07 Jun 2017 44 Comments
in Poems, Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Empty, Humour, Lifestyle, poem
Judy E Martin
Jun 13, 2017 @ 19:21:12
These are some of my niggles too Sis! Especially the empty loo roll one! π
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Ritu
Jun 13, 2017 @ 19:22:19
Sis I think we all have a few of these niggles!
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Judy E Martin
Jun 13, 2017 @ 19:28:04
Yes but they can really drive you mad!!! π π π
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Ritu
Jun 13, 2017 @ 19:29:04
Truly!!!
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oneta hayes
Jun 08, 2017 @ 04:40:03
I heard a young married man one time say that he had not been aware that houses came without toothpaste and toilet paper. I think his eyes were opened when mother was not his keeper!
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Ritu
Jun 08, 2017 @ 06:57:40
HA HA! Seriously?! That is why we need to train them from a young age! MY training is obviously not working…! π
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pranabaxom
Jun 08, 2017 @ 00:15:45
You failed to delegate the responsibilities properlyβΊ. Management 101!
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Ritu
Jun 08, 2017 @ 06:55:00
Tell me about it!!
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Erika Kind
Jun 07, 2017 @ 20:13:37
So, you seem to be a mom too…. lol!!
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 20:17:46
Lol! Oh man!!
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Erika Kind
Jun 08, 2017 @ 07:16:54
π
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robbiesinspiration
Jun 07, 2017 @ 18:57:08
So funny, Ritu. I totally feel for you as it is exactly the same in my house. I have also written a poem about the same thing this week – so coincidental.
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 19:04:15
It is hilarious really!!!! π
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Anna
Jun 07, 2017 @ 18:26:40
You capture that frustration so well! You’re not alone or maybe you are. At least in the ability to write a genius poem about something many recognize but can’t make a good poem about π
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 19:03:34
Aw Ann!!! Thank You!!!!
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Anna
Jun 07, 2017 @ 19:48:54
You’re welcome!
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foodzesty
Jun 07, 2017 @ 18:04:57
Oh!!! your definitely not alone….:)
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 18:17:45
Lol! Solidarity!!!
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syl65
Jun 07, 2017 @ 14:14:27
Release, breathe, release, breathe… I know that kind of stuff can just set you off quickly!!
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 17:33:51
Lol Brother Totally !
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syl65
Jun 07, 2017 @ 20:36:28
Lol!!!
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Aimer Boyz
Jun 07, 2017 @ 11:19:18
They have a really neat trick at my house. Too lazy to throw the box out, they put the empty back in place…and I think my chocolate or cookies or ice cream are still there. Major dissapoinment π¦
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 12:32:04
Tell me about it!!!!
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willowdot21
Jun 07, 2017 @ 09:35:09
You are not alone Sis π and I can empathise with everything you say!! π±
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 12:31:45
See I knew I wasn’t the only One!!!
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willowdot21
Jun 07, 2017 @ 13:26:24
Most definitely not!
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Jessica Bakkers
Jun 07, 2017 @ 09:12:39
Hahaha, I feel your pain. Especially the loo roll!
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 12:18:53
It’s spook frustrating sis lol!!!
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MarinaSofia
Jun 07, 2017 @ 09:06:13
Ha, sounds familiar! Why am I the only one with any ability to think ahead?
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 12:18:41
Only one allowed per household it seems! Unless you’re a student then that part of the brain hasn’t developed and there are no forward thinkers in any student house Lol!!
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Sue Vincent
Jun 07, 2017 @ 06:51:49
I can only blame Ani when we run out of anything… and she just looks at me and grins… x
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 06:54:55
Our furry babes… they get away with murder, don’t they! π
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Sue Vincent
Jun 07, 2017 @ 07:17:16
They do…and then seem to be able to blame us for it too π
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 07:26:22
Oh I know! Sneaky (but cute) little things!
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Sue Vincent
Jun 07, 2017 @ 07:28:50
Then they look at us, melt us, and we are lost…
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 07:31:24
Our wily, wonderful fur babies!
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Sue Vincent
Jun 07, 2017 @ 07:45:20
Yep π
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Kunal Thakore
Jun 07, 2017 @ 06:44:32
Nice! You sound like someone who lives with me π
(but she probably couldn’t have put it as well as you have!)
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 06:54:18
Lol! You can tell her there are others who share her paint then!!
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Kunal Thakore
Jun 07, 2017 @ 06:56:00
π
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barbtaub
Jun 07, 2017 @ 06:41:55
It’s one of the great mysteries of the ages.
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 06:53:52
Oh isn’t it just Barb!
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Zinni
Jun 07, 2017 @ 06:08:36
Nice story in poetry
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Ritu
Jun 07, 2017 @ 06:53:40
Thanks Zinni… I wish it was just a story… I was up trying to find sugar as someone had finished it this morning!
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