#WritePhoto – Portal

Sue’s #WritePhoto Prompt this week:

I thought I’d continue the adventures of Barbie and Ken. A little limerick-al today!

Said Barbie to Ken one day
“I don’t want to go that way
That portal looks dirty,
No, don’t get all flirty
If my shoes get ruined, you’ll pay!”
Said Ken to Barbie ” Oh Babe,
Just trust me please, I pray
Just through there we’ll go
And you’ll find the snow
I’m sure there’s even a sleigh!”
“Just kill me now,” she said
“Oh God, I’d rather be dead
Than to sit on a crate
With your dressed up mate!”
And she left Ken scratching his head
“These women are too hard to please
Said Ken, “She can be such a tease”
“I’ve tried everything.
I really can’t win
Is it time to find a new squeeze?”
Ritu 2017

To be continued… Will Ken give up??? Has Barbie lost her man???


39 Comments (+add yours?)

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  2. Elizabeth
    Dec 13, 2017 @ 00:11:05

    I’m with Barbie, my shoes come in first place! 🙂

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  3. Annette Rochelle Aben
    Dec 12, 2017 @ 14:40:32

    Oh, Barbie… you are such a trial, I’ll bet there’s a chickie out there who will not be so vile! Come on, Ken,get with the program.

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  5. Judy E Martin
    Dec 09, 2017 @ 20:03:04

    Oh, I do love a limerick and this is perfect. It seems as though Ken has had enough of Barbie now though! Nooo, you can’t do that, Sis. I enjoy reading about their adventures. 🙂

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  6. anuragbakhshi
    Dec 09, 2017 @ 05:00:37

    Ha ha ha ha. So much fun. I think next week should see the entry of a new squeeze. That’ll teach Barbie…or maybe not 🙂

    Liked by 1 person


  7. Fourth Generation Farmgirl
    Dec 08, 2017 @ 18:03:50

    You’re hilarious, Ritu! Looking forward to the next installment. Great pic, too. Happy weekend! 🙂

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  8. Sue Vincent
    Dec 08, 2017 @ 17:41:24

    Oh dear… she can only push him so far… perhaps 😉

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  10. josypheen
    Dec 08, 2017 @ 16:23:02

    You always make me smile Ritu! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person


  11. Annette Rochelle Aben
    Dec 08, 2017 @ 15:48:08

    Sounds like Ken’s wising up… I knew I liked him

    Liked by 1 person


  12. OIKOS™-Redaktion
    Dec 08, 2017 @ 15:08:29

    Wil Ken become a monk, and what will Barbie do then? LOL
    Have a great weekend. 😉 Michael

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  13. OIKOS™-Redaktion
    Dec 08, 2017 @ 15:07:37


  14. D. Wallace Peach
    Dec 08, 2017 @ 14:46:29

    So funny. The drama!

    Liked by 1 person


  15. syl65
    Dec 08, 2017 @ 14:03:41

    😳 Could it be….
    A real cliffhanger Sister!!

    Liked by 1 person


  16. Erika Kind
    Dec 08, 2017 @ 13:30:46

    Haha…. that was hilarious, sis 😂 No, there is no Barbie without Ken or vice versa! God, I love your takes 😂

    Liked by 1 person


  17. Dorinda Duclos
    Dec 08, 2017 @ 13:25:46

    Ritu!! This is awesome! 😂

    Liked by 1 person


  18. pensitivity101
    Dec 08, 2017 @ 10:38:57

    As they said in True Lies : Ditch the bitch! (he’d do better with Sindy)

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