Sue’s #WritePhoto Prompt this week:
I thought I’d continue the adventures of Barbie and Ken. A little limerick-al today!
Said Barbie to Ken one day
“I don’t want to go that way
That portal looks dirty,
No, don’t get all flirty
If my shoes get ruined, you’ll pay!”Said Ken to Barbie ” Oh Babe,
Just trust me please, I pray
Just through there we’ll go
And you’ll find the snow
I’m sure there’s even a sleigh!”“Just kill me now,” she said
“Oh God, I’d rather be dead
Than to sit on a crate
With your dressed up mate!”
And she left Ken scratching his head“These women are too hard to please
Said Ken, “She can be such a tease”
“I’ve tried everything.
I really can’t win
Is it time to find a new squeeze?”Ritu 2017
To be continued… Will Ken give up??? Has Barbie lost her man???
Elizabeth
Dec 13, 2017 @ 00:11:05
I’m with Barbie, my shoes come in first place! π
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Ritu
Dec 13, 2017 @ 06:43:42
HA! She is a hard one to please!
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Annette Rochelle Aben
Dec 12, 2017 @ 14:40:32
Oh, Barbie… you are such a trial, I’ll bet there’s a chickie out there who will not be so vile! Come on, Ken,get with the program.
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Ritu
Dec 12, 2017 @ 15:51:25
Let’s see eh!
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Judy E Martin
Dec 09, 2017 @ 20:03:04
Oh, I do love a limerick and this is perfect. It seems as though Ken has had enough of Barbie now though! Nooo, you can’t do that, Sis. I enjoy reading about their adventures. π
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Ritu
Dec 09, 2017 @ 21:17:38
There’s always room for a twist sis π
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Judy E Martin
Dec 10, 2017 @ 12:52:09
Yes, I wonder what will happen? π
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Ritu
Dec 10, 2017 @ 13:30:24
π
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anuragbakhshi
Dec 09, 2017 @ 05:00:37
Ha ha ha ha. So much fun. I think next week should see the entry of a new squeeze. That’ll teach Barbie…or maybe not π
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Ritu
Dec 09, 2017 @ 09:00:18
Let’s see where the prompt takes us!!!
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Fourth Generation Farmgirl
Dec 08, 2017 @ 18:03:50
Youβre hilarious, Ritu! Looking forward to the next installment. Great pic, too. Happy weekend! π
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Ritu
Dec 08, 2017 @ 18:26:33
Glad you are enjoying!!!!
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Sue Vincent
Dec 08, 2017 @ 17:41:24
Oh dear… she can only push him so far… perhaps π
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Ritu
Dec 08, 2017 @ 18:24:53
But he’s a glutton for punishment… you just can’t tell!
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Sue Vincent
Dec 08, 2017 @ 19:31:38
I’ll wait and see… π
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josypheen
Dec 08, 2017 @ 16:23:02
You always make me smile Ritu! π
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Ritu
Dec 08, 2017 @ 16:59:00
Glad to be of service! π
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Annette Rochelle Aben
Dec 08, 2017 @ 15:48:08
Sounds like Ken’s wising up… I knew I liked him
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Ritu
Dec 08, 2017 @ 16:58:25
Will he manage to break away????
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OIKOSβ’-Redaktion
Dec 08, 2017 @ 15:08:29
Wil Ken become a monk, and what will Barbie do then? LOL
Have a great weekend. π Michael
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Ritu
Dec 08, 2017 @ 16:58:12
Who knows Michael Lol!!!!
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OIKOSβ’-Redaktion
Dec 08, 2017 @ 17:03:21
π
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OIKOSβ’-Redaktion
Dec 08, 2017 @ 15:07:37
Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und ΓΌber Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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D. Wallace Peach
Dec 08, 2017 @ 14:46:29
So funny. The drama!
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Ritu
Dec 08, 2017 @ 16:57:47
Sooo much drama!!!
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syl65
Dec 08, 2017 @ 14:03:41
π³ Could it be….
A real cliffhanger Sister!!
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Ritu
Dec 08, 2017 @ 16:57:36
Oh it is indeed!!!
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syl65
Dec 08, 2017 @ 17:33:36
π¬ nail biting!!
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Erika Kind
Dec 08, 2017 @ 13:30:46
Haha…. that was hilarious, sis π No, there is no Barbie without Ken or vice versa! God, I love your takes π
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Ritu
Dec 08, 2017 @ 16:56:46
Glad you enjoyed it!!!
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Erika Kind
Dec 08, 2017 @ 20:59:41
OMG, yes π
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Dorinda Duclos
Dec 08, 2017 @ 13:25:46
Ritu!! This is awesome! π
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Ritu
Dec 08, 2017 @ 16:56:32
Thank you Dorinda!
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Dorinda Duclos
Dec 08, 2017 @ 17:23:13
Youβre welcome!!
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pensitivity101
Dec 08, 2017 @ 10:38:57
As they said in True Lies : Ditch the bitch! (he’d do better with Sindy)
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Ritu
Dec 08, 2017 @ 12:15:57
Who knows what may happen next week?!
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