A month away from Sue’s #writephoto prompt. I don’t know how I managed to stop myself from participating!
But, service is more or less back to normal, and here is my take!
A little silly humour…
Ritu 2019
“I’m going to do it.”
“What?”
“I’m taking the plunge… or the cut, so to speak.”
“Speak sense, you silly man!”
“I’m getting rid of it. Every single strand. Chop. That’s it. Frizz, be gone!”
“So you’re finally cutting that mop off?”
“Yup. Ten years I’ve been cultivating this – this mess. And for what? So the students could laugh at me, and make fun of my style? Honestly, I thought I looked rather becoming…”
“Er, no dear. It was never becoming. Definitely a defining feature of yours though. I’ll be glad of the clear plughole after you’ve showered though. You never quite got the hang of cleaning the plug, did you?”
“Whatever.”
“But, erm, why do you have that old sword of yours in your hands? You weren’t thinking of using that for your chop, were you?”
“Well, yeah… It feels appropriate. It was a sacrificial sword, you know. And I feel like I’m sacrificing my hair for some respect from the pupils.”
“Yeah, well, as long as you remember that’s a plastic replica you’ve got there…”
Jennie
Feb 11, 2019 @ 03:01:58
I loved this, Ritu! Hilarious!
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Ritu
Feb 11, 2019 @ 07:01:19
Glad you enjoyed!
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Jennie
Feb 11, 2019 @ 17:36:07
Very much so! 🙂
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Judy E Martin
Feb 10, 2019 @ 19:44:37
HAHA! Fabulous ending, Sis! 🙂
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Ritu
Feb 10, 2019 @ 21:35:57
Thanks sis! ❤
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Jordy
Feb 10, 2019 @ 19:42:28
Well done, Ritu!! Hilarious!!
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Ritu
Feb 10, 2019 @ 21:36:04
Glad you enjoyed !
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dornahainds
Feb 10, 2019 @ 16:50:57
Too Funny! 😎😎
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Ritu
Feb 10, 2019 @ 17:09:41
Thanks Dorna!
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OIKOS™-Publishing
Feb 08, 2019 @ 23:39:10
You are unbelievable, Sis! Thank you for sharing your funny work. Have a beautiful weekend, with many good thoughts. Michael
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Ritu
Feb 09, 2019 @ 07:31:22
You have a great Weekend too Bro! Always glad to make you smile ☺
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OIKOS™-Publishing
Feb 09, 2019 @ 12:46:05
Thank you very much, Sis! You are soooo kind, too. Michael
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Erika Kind
Feb 08, 2019 @ 21:42:00
Haha, too funny where the story went 😄
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Ritu
Feb 08, 2019 @ 21:49:47
Glad you liked sis 💜
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Erika Kind
Feb 08, 2019 @ 22:10:21
Totally 😄
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Michele Jones
Feb 08, 2019 @ 19:19:25
Thanks for giving me a good laugh.
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Ritu
Feb 08, 2019 @ 19:28:59
Happy to give a giggle 😊
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Rebecca Moon Ruark
Feb 08, 2019 @ 17:26:14
Very funny, Ritu! Thanks for giving me a smile this afternoon!
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Ritu
Feb 08, 2019 @ 18:25:03
Glad you liked
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robbiesinspiration
Feb 08, 2019 @ 17:04:25
haha, Ritu, this is so clever.
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Ritu
Feb 08, 2019 @ 18:24:50
Glad to raise a smile!
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syl65
Feb 08, 2019 @ 02:44:10
LOL!!! I don’t how far he’d get with a plastic sword 😀
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Ritu
Feb 08, 2019 @ 07:03:26
😂 Not too far lol!
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syl65
Feb 08, 2019 @ 15:18:18
😂😂😂
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willowdot21
Feb 08, 2019 @ 00:41:35
Lol so funny sis it’s so good to have you back 💜💜💜
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Ritu
Feb 08, 2019 @ 07:03:08
Thanks for pushing me to start back 👍💜😊
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willowdot21
Feb 08, 2019 @ 08:57:18
It great if you can you always add so much 💜 💜
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Penny Wilson Writes
Feb 07, 2019 @ 22:54:32
lol! Cute one! ❤
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Ritu
Feb 08, 2019 @ 07:02:46
Thanks Penny 😊
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Michael
Feb 07, 2019 @ 22:50:07
The things we do to gain the respect of our pupils….lol…..glad it was a plastic sword..
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Ritu
Feb 08, 2019 @ 07:02:36
Not a great hair cutting implement 😂
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TanGental
Feb 07, 2019 @ 22:45:54
Impressive all round..
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Ritu
Feb 08, 2019 @ 07:01:39
Thanks Dialogue King His Geoffleship!
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Annette Rochelle Aben
Feb 07, 2019 @ 22:39:45
giggles… giggles.. giggles all the way
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Ritu
Feb 08, 2019 @ 07:01:14
😂
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johnrieber
Feb 07, 2019 @ 22:03:00
Hilarious – bravo!
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Ritu
Feb 07, 2019 @ 22:03:26
Glad it tickled you John!
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Sue Vincent
Feb 07, 2019 @ 21:50:50
Whoo hoo 🙂
Good to have you back 🙂
Mind you…he’d better not chop it off … I’m sor of fond of it ( jealous too….)
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Ritu
Feb 07, 2019 @ 21:53:12
It’s definitely a hairstyle you wouldn’t forget!!!
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Sue Vincent
Feb 07, 2019 @ 21:54:06
I won’t…And that was barely a year’s growth 😉
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Ritu
Feb 07, 2019 @ 21:56:06
Wow!!! Really? 💜
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Sue Vincent
Feb 07, 2019 @ 22:01:53
That’s why I’m jealous…
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Ritu
Feb 07, 2019 @ 22:03:13
😁
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