02 Aug 2015 47 Comments
in Humour, Kids Logic Series Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, car seat, Cars, children, Humour, kids, Kids Logic
We went for a mini day out, the sprogs and I, and had a lovely day!
Wandering through the carpark, we saw this rather sleek BMW Z3and my son pipes up…
LM: Wow! Mum! That’s a cool car! And look! You can even strap a baby seat on the back!!!
Er, really son??!! Me thinks he has a way to go before responsible parenthood!!!
10 Jul 2015 52 Comments
in Humour, Kids Logic Series Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Humour, Kids Logic, The Birds and the Bees
A few short weeks ago, I wrote a guest post on A Momma’s View, about the impending conversations with Lil Man… Yes that age has now come, where we need to start to think about talking Puberty… and of course the questions will be raised, that lead to the Birds and The Bees!
Well, it’s started! I believe the puberty talk is starting next week, but there have been a few taster sessions already…
He tells me he knows the word ‘vagina, hee hee hee’!
He’s been asking around the family…. Daddy says “Hmmm, the birds and the bees… we’ll chat about that later son!”
He asked one uncle “What are the Birds and The Bees?” He was told “The birds fly, the bees sting, simple!”
The other uncle, my brother said “Ahem, I think that’s a conversation you and your daddy need to have!”
Today, he said to me, “Mummy, why does the Queen call her special jewels, The Crown Jewels, after men’s privates??”
I explained that no, that is a little the wrong way round, and that the Crown Jewels are very precious, and so are a man’s bits… so that is why they are named after the Queen’s jewels, “because, you know, they are an important part of your body, if they got hurt, you might not be able to have children…” Ooops! Why did I say that??!! At this stage, willies are not for baby making, or pleasure of any sort! They are the means to go toilet!
So says Lil Man ” But mummy, that’s silly, what do mans privates have to do with babies? Men don’t have babies!”
Then, not to be left out Lil Princess starts ” Yeah mummy, when I was born, there was no willies, were there?”
I left the room sharpish, time to change the subject and it was bath time.
Lil Man pipes up “The other class were drawing penises and boobies! Hee Hee Hee! And vaginas! You know, that’s like your crown jewels, isn’t it!”
I just tried to ignore the conversation!
Dear God! Help me!!!! this next couple of weeks are going to be fun!!!!!
20 Jun 2015 15 Comments
in Humour, Kids Logic Series Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Humour, Kids Logic
Lil Princess has been making me laugh recently…
LP: “Mummy, I have 1 bit of good news, and 2 sad ones…one, [so and so] called Lil Man a name, and you know Lily? Not the one in your class, but my friend? Well, she died…”
Me: “Oh My Goodness! Who is Lily?”
LP: “You know, our pet ladybird…!”
Me:” Oh, ok, well that’s sad…”
LP: “ And the good news… I can now paly Four Square!” ( a game they play at school)
Lovely news from Lil Princess there!
This morning,
LP: “ I tried to get another pet at lunchtime yesterday… Daisy the Ant… but it died. Aliyah stepped on it… But I love nature now! I’m so happy!”
She loves nature, thank goodness, but seems to make the mini beasts around her keel over when she gives them pet status! Lol!!!
01 Jun 2015 34 Comments
in Humour, Kids Logic Series, Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Humour, Kids Logic, Questions and Answers
Something a friend posted on Facebook…I had to do it on here for us to enjoy!!!
WITHOUT any prompting, ask your child these questions & write down EXACTLY what they say. It’s a great & funny way to find out exactly what they think.
Childs Name: Lil Man and Lil Princess
Age: 9 and 7
1. What is something Mummy always says to you?
LM: stop arguing with your sister!
LP: sleep in my own bed
2. What makes Mummy happy? –
LM: being good
LP: me listening
3. What makes Mummy sad? –
LM: punching my sister
LP: being naughty and hurting people
4. How does Mummy make you laugh? –
LM: making faces
LP: jokes
5. What was Mummy like as a child? –
LM: I don’t know cos I wasn’t born!
LP: good
6. How old is Mummy? –
LM: 39
LP: 39
7. How tall is Mummy? –
LM: 2 foot
LP: big but not as big as daddy, but daddy is younger
8. What is Mummy’s favourite thing to do? –
LM: Watch TV
LP: shopping
9. What does Mummy do when you’re not here? –
LM: kisses dad!
LP: kiss daddy
10. If Mummy becomes famous what will it be for? –
LM: teaching
LP: doing work and singing like crazy!
11. What is Mummy really good at? –
LM: being a mum
LP: looking after me
12. What is Mummy not very good at? –
LM: telling us off
LP: nothing
13. What is Mummy’s job? –
LM: a teacher
LP: being a nursery teacher
14. What makes you proud of Mummy? –
LM: she loves us
LP: when she looks after me
15. What is Mummy’s favourite food? –
LM: Chocolate
LP: pasta
16. What do you & Mummy do together? –
LM: talk
LP: watch Come Dine With Me or Eastenders
17. How are you & Mummy the same? –
LM: because we’ve got the same blood
LP: we have the same body
18. If your Mummy was a cartoon character who would she be? –
LM: Mr Bean
LP: Marge from the simpsons!
19. How are you & Mummy different? –
LM: cos I’m a boy
LP: mummy has boobies and I don’t!
20. How do you know Mummy loves you? –
LM: because you say it
LP: because I came from her belly button
21. What does Mummy like best about Daddy? –
LM: him, all of him
LP: he’s funny
22. Where is Mummy’s favourite place to go? –
LM: shopping
LP: Asda
23. How old was Mummy when she had you? –
LM: 21
LP: 21
Hmmm… Interesting answers!!!
08 May 2015 54 Comments
in Humour, Kids Logic Series Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Cute, Doctor, Humour, Kids Logic
My poor Lil Man!
He came home from school yesterday, with a thumping head ache, which was followed by a temperature…
He’s such a live wire normally so you totally know when he’s really not well…
He was tucked up in my bed, and there appeared Lil Dr Princess! Complete with her medical kit!
She did her own little check up and wrote him a treatment note, which I had to share with you!
Not very well 😦
T (tweezers?!) Wired (weird!)
Interesting swet ear (lovely! Sweaty ears!)
Bad head ake
You need rest
Bless her!!!!
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