I thought I’d treat you to a #tbt post from last year… a bit of a ‘boob’ I made in my youth….
Before you ask, no, that is not me!
But the lovely lady is wearing something that features in this Tidbit Post!
I decided today to recount a funny episode in my younger life… its not saucy (sorry!) but it was embarrassing, and pretty funny really!
I have always been blessed with, ahem, curves up top, much to the chagrin of some of my flat chested cousins on my paternal side, but hey, I got ’em, and being a good little Indian girl, I wasn’t about to flaunt them, you know, cleavage on show for the world! Still, growing up, I definitely wanted to make the most of myself, and when they first came out I treated myself to a Wonderbra, and Wonder-ful it was too! A great support and boost and it enhanced said curves, under clothing. Yes, I was happy!
Wearing my special enhancing bra one day, I was attending a wedding. I had on a lovely new outfit too, and I was feeling good! The wedding passed, no problems, then it was the reception. Party = dancing, and if there is a dance floor, and music, you will find there is usually a Ritu on there too! Today was no different, and I was shaking my Eastern ass to the bhangra beats that were pumping, with my cousins.
One of my much older cousins came to join us, and when I say older I mean much older than me, like my Pops age. This was a normal occurrence, we all like to party together! Suddenly, he dipped down to the floor, and came up waving an eye shaped pad, dancing with it, and asking what it was…. and where it had come from. Well we all shrugged our shoulders, and carried on dancing.
A few moments later, I popped to the ladies, and as I peered down I noticed something…. something eye shaped and padded, peeking out of my neckline. Something that was suspiciously like the ‘thing’ my cousin had been waving around on the dancefloor.
On further investigation, it appeared that Wonderbras have secret compartments where there are these little additional pads of Oompfh! And guess what? When you naturally have that Oompfh!, then these little pads are obsolete. So much so that your own Oompfh! actually manages to work them out of their little pockets, and deposits them on the dance floor you have been gracing! So that’s how one had escaped, and this other one had been caught mid breakout!
Well, needless to say, I didn’t go and claim the rogue Oompfh! pad from my cousin, or wherever it had ended up, and I realised that I didn’t really need Wonderbras, but control bras, to contain the natural Oompfh!
Naughty, natural Oompfh!
EatingWellNYC / The Mew Life
Sep 03, 2016 @ 02:07:23
Natural oomph! lol
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Ritu
Sep 03, 2016 @ 08:29:31
I gotta lotta that!!
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Erika Kind
Sep 02, 2016 @ 18:50:10
I remember that one, Sis! When I read our comments again I would have written the same again… lol!
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2016 @ 20:50:02
Lol! It deserved another outing!!!
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Erika Kind
Sep 02, 2016 @ 21:23:11
Definitely, Sis 😄😄
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Bikramjit
Sep 02, 2016 @ 06:57:43
😀😀 ..what can I say other than he he he he..
Thanks for the early morning laugh..😀😀😀
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2016 @ 09:47:18
I know! 😂
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Prajakta
Sep 02, 2016 @ 04:13:47
Oh my! That would have been pretty hilarious yet mortifying for me 😛 having said that. I need all the extra help. So I ain’t letting them go.
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2016 @ 09:46:22
Lol!!!
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pranabaxom
Sep 02, 2016 @ 01:52:48
I was about to drive back home when I read this one. Will have a pleasant drive back home. Thanks for the laughs😊 It’s been a stressful day.
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2016 @ 02:36:41
Glad to help!
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Jim
Sep 02, 2016 @ 01:27:26
you had my attention at “boob” for some unexplained reason. I didn’t know you ladies had such perils in your lives. I must be hanging with the wrong crowd. they’re boring.
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2016 @ 01:50:51
‘Booby ‘ trap. 😂
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cornfedcontessa
Sep 02, 2016 @ 01:02:25
Too funny! Being a big boobed gal myself, I remember being on the dance floor, and my front closing bra came unhooked. Holy moly! The ‘girls’ were swinging around like crazy, in different directions no less. I was oblivious because I was drunk! I put on quite the show! LOL!
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2016 @ 01:50:09
😂😂 boobs are definitely entertaining !
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Smiling Notes
Sep 01, 2016 @ 23:53:40
Hahaha I’m laughing like a maniac here!! This is soooo freaking hilarious, Ritu!
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2016 @ 01:49:44
😂😂 it was a pretty funny event!
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R. Todd
Sep 03, 2015 @ 15:44:46
The use of the word “Oompfh!” had me laughing. Granted, I’ve never experienced that issue.. so…
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Ritu
Sep 03, 2015 @ 17:11:12
😁😁😁
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The V-Pub
Sep 02, 2015 @ 15:32:34
I would think that the oomph needed a little velcro to keep things in place! Funny story, Ritu!!!
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2015 @ 16:51:17
Velcro…. Oi Wondebra peeps! Idea for you!!!!
😂😂
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The V Pub
Sep 01, 2016 @ 23:32:19
A great recollection, Ritu!
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2016 @ 23:51:09
😂😂 it sure was entertaining !!
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The V Pub
Sep 01, 2016 @ 23:52:54
Boobs are always entertaining! 😀
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2016 @ 01:49:25
😂😂
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edwinasepisodes
Sep 02, 2015 @ 12:54:35
Ha Ha! What a great story. I am not blessed with much Ooomph, so need all the help I can get. 🙂
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2015 @ 13:41:45
Lol! It was funny!!!
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wafflemethis
Sep 02, 2015 @ 10:39:19
Hahaaaaa how did I miss this☺☺☺☺😂
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2015 @ 10:40:05
Keeping you on your toes, bro! Ooomph!!!
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wafflemethis
Sep 02, 2015 @ 10:43:29
Can’t beat a bit of the old Ooomph😜😜😜😜
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2015 @ 10:52:21
Lol!
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wafflemethis
Sep 02, 2015 @ 11:00:45
😉
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mitchteemley
Sep 01, 2015 @ 23:39:45
Glad you have oomph, Ritu! (Um, please don’t take that the wrong way ;>)
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Ritu
Sep 02, 2015 @ 09:42:06
Lol Mitch! Gotcha!!
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Michael
Sep 01, 2015 @ 21:40:33
Sorry, I could not help but to laugh – I think even some of us males at least once have had some form of clothing malfunction when younger. But at least it wasn’t something else taking a peek.
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 22:02:25
Lol!!!!!! True, it can affect everyone!!!
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KJ
Sep 01, 2015 @ 19:47:27
Hahaha! I had a good laugh with this one. Give my gratitude to the Oompfh! for giving us this wonderful story.
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 21:15:21
😁😁😁 it was an embarrassing humorous
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 21:15:29
Episode!
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syl65
Sep 01, 2015 @ 17:01:25
Too hilarious and a lot of Oomph!!
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 17:36:15
Oh yes! Oooomph!!!!! 😂😂😂
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syl65
Sep 01, 2015 @ 17:37:05
Haha! 😄😄😄
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 17:39:08
😂😂
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syl65
Sep 01, 2015 @ 17:50:48
A good laugh 🙂
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 17:55:26
Absol-Ooomph-ly! 😂😂
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syl65
Sep 01, 2015 @ 22:15:14
Ooomphly awesome! 🙂 🙂
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 22:21:09
Why thank you! You’re Ooomph-ly kind! 😊
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syl65
Sep 01, 2015 @ 22:30:07
You’re Ooomphly good at this! 🙂
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joey
Sep 01, 2015 @ 15:45:30
Hahaha! Oh Ritu, that’s a fantastic story! 🙂
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 16:25:44
And embarrassingly true!
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Dorinda Duclos
Sep 01, 2015 @ 14:24:04
Oh my, Ritu!!! Thanks goodness no one knew what your cousin was waving!!! You started my day with a huge smile (I can relate to the curves)!!
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 14:25:46
Glad to help your day on with a smile! From one curvaceous chick to another! 😀
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whimsical90
Sep 01, 2015 @ 13:26:24
hahahaha….:D oh my god…some situation!
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 13:53:24
Oh yes!!
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ZIGMA
Sep 01, 2015 @ 12:49:23
Smiles!!! Good one
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Ritu
Sep 05, 2015 @ 13:07:31
🙂 Thank you !
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NJ
Sep 01, 2015 @ 12:43:56
Hilarious 😀
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 13:19:20
😄😁
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NJ
Sep 01, 2015 @ 13:31:12
🙂
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pensitivity101
Sep 01, 2015 @ 12:36:32
Ha! The wonder secret is out……… or falls out, or drops out or is pushed out. It’s surprising where you find these little eye pads (my friend lost hers on the ten pin bowling alley, and all 24 lanes saw her retrieve it on The Big Screen).
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 13:18:58
OMG!!!! Lol! How embarrassing! Mind you, I’m not sure who might have seen mine stray… it was an Indian wedding, there are over 700 pairs of eyes…!
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susieshy45
Sep 01, 2015 @ 12:16:36
My washing machine regularly pulls them out !
Very funny story though !
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 13:17:44
Oh yes, I forgot about washing machines! They play havoc with lingerie!!!
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susieshy45
Sep 01, 2015 @ 15:56:14
There is a mad scramble after the wash to find out lost items. I don’t use padded bras any more so haven’t lost any recently.
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 16:27:07
No I gave up on them long ago!!!
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Erika Kind
Sep 01, 2015 @ 12:15:12
Oh well, almost like men losing their bathing suits when jumping into the pool… lol
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 13:16:55
Lol! Kinda!
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Erika Kind
Sep 01, 2015 @ 14:42:25
Hehe… loved it. I could have been such a candidate because I was flat as Holland. Even an A cup was airy… lol
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 14:43:37
You might have been OK…I think my natural Oomph! Kept pushing them out lol!
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Erika Kind
Sep 01, 2015 @ 14:47:21
No I wasn’t OK at all. No t-shirt had a shape. Too tight just showed what wasn’t there and and when they were too loose I never dared to bow… The best times were when I was breast feeding. Yeah that was great/big… lol. But thanks to modern medicine there are solutions for those problems 😉
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 15:01:34
Lol!!! True! See, the grass is always greener! I hate not being to wear certain things, as they emphasize too much!!!!
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Erika Kind
Sep 01, 2015 @ 15:33:03
Isn’t that the same again with the hair discussion about straight and curley hair? We both are simply in the wrong bodies… lol
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 15:44:42
Lol!!!!! And after a day, we’d probably want our old selves back!
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Erika Kind
Sep 01, 2015 @ 15:45:50
Right! LOL!!!
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 16:25:56
😂😂😂
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Erika Kind
Sep 01, 2015 @ 16:32:21
😂😂😂
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Julz.......artist, blogger, photographer, graphic designer
Sep 01, 2015 @ 12:11:28
Lol….been there done that
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Ritu
Sep 01, 2015 @ 13:14:38
Haven’t we all lol!😉
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