One Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds – Health Check

Please don’t tell me I’m overweight – I already know that!

Ritu 2019

A little background – the NHS are offering 5 yearly health checks for 40- 74 year olds. What is it?

The NHS Health check will assess your risks of:

And advise you on how to live a better, and healthier life.

I know my Pops has heart disease in his family, it runs high…

Mum and Pops are both borderline diabetic…

Kidney disease and stroke, not too sure.

But I know they will say “Erm, maybe try and lose a few pounds, and trim some inches off that waist.”

Don’t they know I’m trying?!

Still, let’s see what they say, I’m sat here speculating!

If you are in the UK and aged between 40-74, click here to find out how to get yours.

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For Linda’s #1LinerWeds challenge.

Finish The Story 2 – Boardroom Manoeuvres – @Tanmay_and_Jain @darthnid

Thanks so much to Tanmay Jain for including me in this collaboration and it’s the turn of Nideesh Samant, with the final prompt of the month.

Prompt  – A standard corporate boardroom meeting is underway, but the boss has hidden motives…

Boardroom Manoeuvres

The boardroom was like an oven. It had been a long meeting, and it was about time to wrap it up.
Clive Burnett, the Managing Director, cleared his throat to get everyone’s attention.
“Ahem, right, thank you. That has been a productive meeting, and I’ll be sure to get Mandy to send the minutes out to you all tomorrow. Oh, and one final thing. There appears to be a glitch in the system, and it seems to have muddled up everyone’s contact numbers. I need you all to write your names and your contact numbers on this piece of paper.”
“But Mr Burnett, don’t you have our numbers on your own phone anyway?” Dennis piped up.
There’s always one, trying to be clever.
“Actually, my phone syncs to the system, and I can’t get any of the numbers either. It’s a simple fix, but we just need them all, now, from you, so the system can be corrected. Everyone in the room, please.”
The paper was passed around, with some of the attendees rolling their eyes as they scribbled down digits.
The paper made its way back to him.
“Thank you everyone. I’ll give this to IT and get it sorted ASAP. Thanks again and good evening.” Clive smiled.
He folded the paper and pocketed it. Good job he was the MD and no one questioned him too much. He’d been dying to ask that new girl Alisha for her number, but GDPR meant HR wouldn’t give it to him…


Nideesh Samant

A weaver or short stories, mostly dark ones…
Blog – https://thedarknetizen.wordpress.com
Twitterwww.twitter.com/darthnid

3-2-1 Quote Me Challenge : Expression

“Beauty without expression is boring. “

Ralph Waldo Emerson

and

“The purpose of life is self-expression.”

Oscar Wilde

This post is in an answer to 3-2-1 Quote Me Challenge which was started by A Guy Named Bloke And K9 Doodlepip

I was tagged by my blog sis, Willow, to take part in this challenge. So thank you sis!

  1. Thank the selector: Thank you Willow!
  2. Post 2 quotes for the challenge of the day, which is Expression.
  3. Select three bloggers to take part in this challenge.

I have chosen the three lucky blogger’s below. There is no obligation; only those who would like to play, should they like.

  1. Erika
  2. Syl
  3. Marian

RonovanWrites #Weekly #Haiku #Poetry Prompt #Challenge #255 Fast&Lane

Ron’s Haiku Prompt this week:

Fast & Lane

Rear View Mirror, Driving, Truck
Pixabay Image
Changing directions
Living life in the fast lane
Always use mirrors
Ritu 2019
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#SoCS May 25/19 – Rosy Posy

Linda’s #SoCS prompt this week:

Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “rhymes with rosy.” Find a word that rhymes with “rosy” or use the word “rosy” and base your post on it. Enjoy!

The Tale of Rosy and her Posy

There was an old girl called Rosy
Who happened to be quite blowsy
Weathered skin and crazy hair
But she really didn't care
Her embraces were always quite cosy

Then entered a woman named Josie
Who seduced Rosy with a posy
The noises that were heard
From the house were absurd
The neighbours couldn't help but be nosy!

Ritu 2019


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