One-Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds –

An oldie, but a goodie:

LM: “Mum, where are my genes from?”

Me: “India, originally son.”

LM: [confused] “No, they’re from Asda!”

Image result for asda price

I do love the humour of my son!

For Linda’s #1LinerWeds Challenge.

36 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. LucciaGray
    Nov 10, 2017 @ 19:44:03

    πŸ˜‚love It!

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  2. Persia
    Nov 09, 2017 @ 21:19:50

    Pahaha! Cute response.

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  3. Fourth Generation Farmgirl
    Nov 09, 2017 @ 02:22:37

    He’s a cutie! πŸ˜€

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  4. willowdot21
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 20:32:13

    The old ‘uns are the best ! πŸ’œπŸ’œ

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  5. dornahainds
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 18:45:06

    Funny! 😎😎😎

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  6. robbiesinspiration
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 17:48:01

    Haha, Ritu, spoken like a true teenager.

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  7. syl65
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 14:20:28

    Great comedic timing! πŸ˜…

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  8. Erika Kind
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 13:06:40

    They are always taking us in… lol!

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  9. Jennie
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 12:43:58

    Ha! πŸ˜€

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  10. bikerchick57
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 11:39:13

    Next time, ask him to spell his nouns. πŸ˜‰

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  11. Bernadette
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 11:08:57

    I needed a laugh this morning. Thanks for providing it.

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  12. Dan Antion
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 11:02:08

    Very good

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  13. OIKOSβ„’-Redaktion
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 10:38:46

    Reply

  14. shelleywilson72
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 08:36:19

    Hahahahahaha love it!! πŸ˜‰

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  15. Tony Burgess
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 08:33:32

    Genes vs. Jeans….yup I can see the difference.

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  16. Judy E Martin
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 08:00:40

    HA😁😁

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  17. lavinalalwani
    Nov 08, 2017 @ 07:56:03

    πŸ’œ

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