Linda’s prompt for SoCS this week…
Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “bodily function.” Decide on one or write about a whole bunch of bodily functions. Bonus inspiration: here’s a website. Enjoy!
An Ode to all things Lavatorial
Our body does the strangest things
Sometimes it sleeps, sometimes it sings
By singing, I mean parping
Or slightly ruder, farting
It’s one of the things we have to do
Like eating and then going for a poo
And all the things that you drink
Wee wee time, another toilet link!
It’s not all lavatorial though
We have to sneeze and burp, you know
But there are times a burp can lead
You to the loo again indeed
Because you may feel the urge
The contents of your stomach to purge
And vomiting can come hand in hand
With that other function needing the pan
For if you’ve ever suffered D and V
You’ll be pooping constantly!Ritu 2018
Catch ya later Peeps! Happy Saturday!
https://lindaghill.com/2018/08/10/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-august-11-18/
But I Smile Anyway... 
Aug 13, 2018 @ 11:17:23
Haha! 😅
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Aug 13, 2018 @ 11:24:59
🤪😁😁😁
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Aug 12, 2018 @ 18:37:59
your the best at coming up with gems ritu! Lol! 😀
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Aug 12, 2018 @ 18:56:05
Lol thanks!!! Glad to put a smile on your face 😁
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Aug 12, 2018 @ 17:34:03
This one’s a riot, Ritu!!
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Aug 12, 2018 @ 18:54:08
Glad you liked ! 😁
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 12:09:57
Excellent a truly informative post .. you must be feeling flushed with pride 💜
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 12:59:46
Lol! Totally sis 💩
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 11:41:19
Hah, ha, well done Ritu. This prompt was obviously going to drag in toilet humour… keeping in tune with the content lol. Great job in a ditty too x
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 11:53:07
It just came to me Gary! Had to be done!
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 11:55:30
Proper stream on concious then. I imagine this one, once going, just spewed out onto the pages without a great deal of deep thought lol
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 11:56:44
Yup! That’s about it lol!
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 11:27:37
And I though only the guys would head off in this direction…Nicely done Ritu.
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 11:52:41
I come from a family who appreciate toilet humour a lot! 😂
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 11:26:58
Glad you liked!!! 😜
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 10:15:07
OMG, where did this prompt lead you… lol! Very funny, sis 😄
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 10:28:12
That’s the way of my mind sis 😜💜
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 19:14:02
That’s one of the reasons I love you, sis😄
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 09:07:59
Funny Ritu, funny. 😀
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 09:47:22
Glad you appreciated 😁
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 09:48:11
My Dad introduced me to Loo humour with Sonia Snell. I still don’t know if Dad wrote it or someone else.
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 09:49:00
Ha! My family has always been big on toilet humour!
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 07:30:45
Such fun! Luckily I wasn’t eating at the time – ha! No, it wasn’t that bad. It was actually rather good. G:)
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 07:01:47
What else to say as “the first medical poem ever”? lol Good work indeed. Michael
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 08:12:55
Glad you liked Michael! Happy Saturday!!! 😁🙏🏼
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 06:01:17
Ritu , Ritu, Ritu!
What the world has come to😂
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 08:12:10
😜 sometimes you just have to!
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 08:15:23
😂😂
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 05:28:34
Lol.. made me smile and laugh 😁😁 Sometimes a bit tricky to hold back a burp after having a coke with your boss 😉😉
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 08:11:28
Glad to get a giggle. You’re right it can be rather awkward!!!
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Aug 11, 2018 @ 08:58:49
😉😉😉
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