#SoCS August 11/18 – Bodily Functions

Linda’s prompt for SoCS this week…

Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “bodily function.” Decide on one or write about a whole bunch of bodily functions. Bonus inspiration: here’s a website. Enjoy!

An Ode to all things Lavatorial
Our body does the strangest things
Sometimes it sleeps, sometimes it sings
By singing, I mean parping
Or slightly ruder, farting
It’s one of the things we have to do
Like eating and then going for a poo
And all the things that you drink
Wee wee time, another toilet link!
It’s not all lavatorial though
We have to sneeze and burp, you know
But there are times a burp can lead
You to the loo again indeed
Because you may feel the urge
The contents of your stomach to purge
And vomiting can come hand in hand
With that other function needing the pan
For if you’ve ever suffered D and V
You’ll be pooping constantly!

Ritu 2018

Catch ya later Peeps! Happy Saturday!


31 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Jennie
    Aug 13, 2018 @ 11:17:23

    Haha! 😅

    Liked by 1 person


  2. manyofus1980
    Aug 12, 2018 @ 18:37:59

    your the best at coming up with gems ritu! Lol! 😀

    Liked by 1 person


  3. Laura
    Aug 12, 2018 @ 17:34:03

    This one’s a riot, Ritu!!

    Liked by 1 person


  4. willowdot21
    Aug 11, 2018 @ 12:09:57

    Excellent a truly informative post .. you must be feeling flushed with pride 💜

    Liked by 1 person


  5. Gary
    Aug 11, 2018 @ 11:41:19

    Hah, ha, well done Ritu. This prompt was obviously going to drag in toilet humour… keeping in tune with the content lol. Great job in a ditty too x

    Liked by 1 person


  6. Dan Antion
    Aug 11, 2018 @ 11:27:37

    And I though only the guys would head off in this direction…Nicely done Ritu.

    Liked by 1 person


  7. Ritu
    Aug 11, 2018 @ 11:26:58

    Glad you liked!!! 😜



  8. Erika Kind
    Aug 11, 2018 @ 10:15:07

    OMG, where did this prompt lead you… lol! Very funny, sis 😄

    Liked by 1 person


  9. pensitivity101
    Aug 11, 2018 @ 09:07:59

    Funny Ritu, funny. 😀

    Liked by 1 person


  10. The Febrile Imaginings Of A Cluttered Mind
    Aug 11, 2018 @ 07:30:45

    Such fun! Luckily I wasn’t eating at the time – ha! No, it wasn’t that bad. It was actually rather good. G:)

    Liked by 1 person


  11. OIKOS™-Redaktion
    Aug 11, 2018 @ 07:01:47

    What else to say as “the first medical poem ever”? lol Good work indeed. Michael

    Liked by 1 person


  12. pranabaxom
    Aug 11, 2018 @ 06:01:17

    Ritu , Ritu, Ritu!
    What the world has come to😂

    Liked by 1 person


  13. Himali Shah
    Aug 11, 2018 @ 05:28:34

    Lol.. made me smile and laugh 😁😁 Sometimes a bit tricky to hold back a burp after having a coke with your boss 😉😉

    Liked by 1 person


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