#SoCS Dec. 15/18 – Hairy

Linda’s prompt for SoCS this week…

Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “hairy.” Use it any way you’d like. Bonus points if you use it to mean more than one thing. Enjoy!

It’s that time of year. 

The cold has set in and you wrap youself up as much as you can to buffer yourself from the chill.

One huge benefit (for us laydees, anyway) is that we don’t feel the need to defuzz with great regularity, because who’s gonna get their legs out in this weather??!!

So, 

Of skirts and dresses, please be wary
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Deck the legs with many a layer-y
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our tights and jumpers
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Tis the season to stay hairy
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Ritu 2018

But, have you ever ended up in a bit of a hairy situation because you genuinely haven’t been bothered about your bodily follicle growth in the winter? I did, the other day, when I went for a bra fitting, and I had to lift my arms for the tape measure to go round my ribs…

Eeeks! is all I can say!

Adn thinking of hairy… I may need to defuzz next week, as we have our work Christmas do! 

Double Eeeks!

49 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. sheldonk2014
    Dec 17, 2018 @ 00:17:31

    In life there are always uncertainties and as a result of these you have to suck it up and get on..cause if you don’t you’ll just jeep chasing something that truly can’t be caught..i am a soldier of one in an army of the few

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  2. joey
    Dec 16, 2018 @ 04:22:54

    I shave all year because it itches me to bits. I will envy your eek! moment, cause I know you’re warmer than I!

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  3. sheldonk2014
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 23:31:59

    You are craze young lady…there are certain images that are better left unsaid….just sayin….no pressure

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  4. pranabaxom
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 20:53:10

    Oh Ritu, the images that you bring up.
    By the way, the idea of a poem with couple of lines of armpit hair is circulating in my brain for last couple of days but not brave enough to put it on paper ( or screen).

    “Deck the legs with many a layer-y
    Fa la la la la, la la la la”
    Stop shaving and let the legs be hairy
    Fa la la la la, la la la la

    By the way, have not gone to a barber in last two months trying to preserve what few precious strands I have left but now my better half threatens to cut me out of the family vacation trip without a hair cut ( not that I I would mind but I know it’s not going to happen), so this weekend I will have to make that trip.

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  5. syl65
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 18:17:10

    Too funny 😂

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  6. scr4pl80
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 18:11:32

    Guess one of the “perks” of getting older is that the hair on my legs and underarms doesn’t grow anymore. Sadly, the hair on my head is diminishing too! Nicely done, Ritu!

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  7. Jennie
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 13:29:55

    I love this, Ritu! Hilarious and true!

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  8. Dan Antion
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:59:37

    I’m just going to say “nicely done” and move on like nothing happened.

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  9. J-Dub
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:44:46

    Haha! I see I am not alone. A perk of winter, no shaving 🙂

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  10. willowdot21
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:34:45

    I get you Sis 💜💜

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  11. Erika Kind
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:20:50

    Since I made use of your tip with the laser, I have no problems with body hair anymore. I am more or less “hair free”. This is soooo cool!!

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  12. OIKOS™-Publishing
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:11:43

    Thank you for a very motivating song, Sis! I am in need of more light, sun and funny weather. Have a good Saturday! Michael

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  13. Kunal Thakore
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 11:32:29

    🙂
    You telling me? I just got shaven at the hospital for a small procedure so I’m half & half!

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  14. shelleywilson72
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 08:59:03

    Bahahaha love it! x

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  15. robbiesinspiration
    Dec 15, 2018 @ 06:49:23

    Haha, Ritu. I have very little body hair so this isn’t a problem for me.

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