Linda’s prompt for SoCS this week…
Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “hairy.” Use it any way you’d like. Bonus points if you use it to mean more than one thing. Enjoy!
It’s that time of year.
The cold has set in and you wrap youself up as much as you can to buffer yourself from the chill.
One huge benefit (for us laydees, anyway) is that we don’t feel the need to defuzz with great regularity, because who’s gonna get their legs out in this weather??!!
So,
Of skirts and dresses, please be wary
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Deck the legs with many a layer-y
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our tights and jumpers
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Tis the season to stay hairy
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Ritu 2018
But, have you ever ended up in a bit of a hairy situation because you genuinely haven’t been bothered about your bodily follicle growth in the winter? I did, the other day, when I went for a bra fitting, and I had to lift my arms for the tape measure to go round my ribs…
Eeeks! is all I can say!
Adn thinking of hairy… I may need to defuzz next week, as we have our work Christmas do!
Double Eeeks!
Dec 17, 2018 @ 00:17:31
In life there are always uncertainties and as a result of these you have to suck it up and get on..cause if you don’t you’ll just jeep chasing something that truly can’t be caught..i am a soldier of one in an army of the few
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Dec 17, 2018 @ 06:56:44
☹️
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Dec 16, 2018 @ 04:22:54
I shave all year because it itches me to bits. I will envy your eek! moment, cause I know you’re warmer than I!
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Dec 16, 2018 @ 08:39:09
I don’t shave… It’s waxing or epilator for me, so at least no itchy regrowth!!!
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Dec 16, 2018 @ 23:50:44
EPILATOR? You’re a tough cookie! WOW!
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Dec 17, 2018 @ 06:56:14
Even got my daughter started on it!
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Dec 18, 2018 @ 02:35:13
SHOCK AND AWE
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Dec 18, 2018 @ 06:57:31
I didn’t want her shaving, and she has typical Indian hairy legs… And she’s become paranoid… We tried, and she got started!!!
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 23:31:59
You are craze young lady…there are certain images that are better left unsaid….just sayin….no pressure
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Dec 16, 2018 @ 08:38:41
Ha ha!!! You should know me by now Sheldon… I present myself… Warts and all!!!
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Dec 16, 2018 @ 11:28:01
You are a trip Ritu God would I love to be able to see you it the real..i know it would be a gasser
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Dec 16, 2018 @ 11:49:37
We would have a blast!!!
How are you feeling now Sheldon? 💜
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Dec 16, 2018 @ 21:44:20
Ritu my spirits are low and I am trying to put a,smile on but it is hard..too much life not enough fun
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Dec 16, 2018 @ 22:22:01
How can I help ? 💜
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Dec 17, 2018 @ 00:13:39
Unfortunately this is life and I have to man up…there are some things in life you have to accept..deal with it and move on..in mostly all cases you are a soldier in of the few in an army for one..its too late to fix..& I just have to get use to this new normal
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Dec 17, 2018 @ 06:56:33
Well you know I’m always virtually here 😍
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 20:53:10
Oh Ritu, the images that you bring up.
By the way, the idea of a poem with couple of lines of armpit hair is circulating in my brain for last couple of days but not brave enough to put it on paper ( or screen).
“Deck the legs with many a layer-y
Fa la la la la, la la la la”
Stop shaving and let the legs be hairy
Fa la la la la, la la la la
By the way, have not gone to a barber in last two months trying to preserve what few precious strands I have left but now my better half threatens to cut me out of the family vacation trip without a hair cut ( not that I I would mind but I know it’s not going to happen), so this weekend I will have to make that trip.
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 21:06:23
See, hair woes hit all of us, male or female!!!!
I think you should listen to your wife… don’t want to get in her bad books!
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 21:45:45
I like my long, unkempt hair. Keeps me warm.
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 22:34:35
There is that… Especially at this time of year!
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 18:17:10
Too funny 😂
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 18:26:36
Funny… But true Brother 💜
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 18:33:06
I understand Sister, just got over a nasty cold myself 💜
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 18:34:56
🤧💜
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 18:11:32
Guess one of the “perks” of getting older is that the hair on my legs and underarms doesn’t grow anymore. Sadly, the hair on my head is diminishing too! Nicely done, Ritu!
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 18:12:09
Why is mine not lessening????
Thanks Janet!
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 13:29:55
I love this, Ritu! Hilarious and true!
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 15:27:21
Definitely true Jennie!!!
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 23:36:40
😀
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:59:37
I’m just going to say “nicely done” and move on like nothing happened.
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 13:14:18
Good choice Dan! Lol! And thanks 😊
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:44:46
Haha! I see I am not alone. A perk of winter, no shaving 🙂
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:52:10
Absolutely!!
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:34:45
I get you Sis 💜💜
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:51:58
You know!!
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:20:50
Since I made use of your tip with the laser, I have no problems with body hair anymore. I am more or less “hair free”. This is soooo cool!!
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:24:11
There is still places my Lazer won’t go sis lol!!!
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Dec 16, 2018 @ 12:22:49
I know…., same over here… lol!
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:11:43
Thank you for a very motivating song, Sis! I am in need of more light, sun and funny weather. Have a good Saturday! Michael
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:12:41
Glad to help a little 🤗
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 11:32:29
🙂
You telling me? I just got shaven at the hospital for a small procedure so I’m half & half!
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 11:53:53
Ha ha!!!! But you’re a bloke….
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 11:55:24
Still…! 😊
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:09:52
😂
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 12:15:18
You could read about it…I’ve posted 😜
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 08:59:03
Bahahaha love it! x
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 09:04:26
Isn’t it the truth!!!? 😂
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 06:49:23
Haha, Ritu. I have very little body hair so this isn’t a problem for me.
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Dec 15, 2018 @ 08:38:15
The bane of an Indian woman’s life! 😣
Though my mum hardly has any, and great eyebrows!
My hair… All from my Pops 😂
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