Join the dots!
So sneak preview of my pressie to Hubby Dearest today!
We never go serious, its just a little token!
Hee hee!
14 Feb 2015 2 Comments
in Humour, Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogging, Dot to Dot, Funny, Kama Sutra, Valentines Day
True love… obviously!
11 Feb 2015 Leave a comment
in Humour Tags: Affection, Bed, Blog, Blog Post, Blogging, Farts, love
Really??
Saw this and it made me giggle!
What do you do when the methane cuddles commence?
Fling open the overs to allow air to circulate?
Hold your partner’s head under the covers?
Try and ignore it?
Because, let’s admit it, if you have a peter, we’ve ALL been there!
Kids are on a roll today!
09 Feb 2015 20 Comments
in Children, Humour Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogging, Confused Daddy, Phallic, Story Mountain, writing
Erm...!
So I got home from the kids Bhangra and Dhol lesson and Hubby Dearest was looking at a picture, slightly concerned…
“There’s something rather phallic about this… What is it?”
“Why, it’s a story mountain, can’t you tell??”
I did have to giggle!
What a story mountain should look like...
Well, all I can say is at least she likes to write, like mummy!!
Kiddy funny
09 Feb 2015 2 Comments
in Children, Humour Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogging, children, Humour, Running, tired
We were playing outside this afternoon at school, and I found one of my little mites collapsed by the fence.
“Are you OK lil one?”
Panting, he replied “Yes, but my legs are over!”
They soon resumed normal working order and he was running around like a loon before I knew it!
I like that… Legs being over, finished, kaput, flat battery, then recharged!
Happy Monday’s
09 Feb 2015 Leave a comment
in Humour, My Writing, Poems Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogging, Chuckle, Giggle, Happy, Humour, Laughter, poem, writing
Smile!
Go on, giggle!
I do dare you!
We don’t laugh enough
Nowadays, it’s true.
The stresses and strains
Of modern life,
Tensions between
Hubby and wife.
Kids drive us crazy,
Work as well,
Is it really so bad,
This place where we dwell?
Step back,
Take a glance,
And you’ll see
There’s a chance,
That some things
Are funny.
It’s not all
About money.
So go on, take a breath,
Now a big belly laugh!
Not a little polite one,
Don’t do things by half!
If onlookers think
You’re looking quite mad
Remind yourself
Their lives must be sad.
Encourage a titter
A guffaw, a chuckle
Laugh so hard
That you need to buckle!
So go on, giggle,
I really dare you,
For laughter is medicine,
That really is true.
By Ritu 2015
But I Smile Anyway... 