An oldie, but a goodie:
LM: “Mum, where are my genes from?”
Me: “India, originally son.”
LM: [confused] “No, they’re from Asda!”
I do love the humour of my son!
For Linda’s #1LinerWeds Challenge.
One-Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds –
08 Nov 2017 36 Comments
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One-Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds – Late!
01 Nov 2017 45 Comments
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“Oh Jeez! My alarm didn’t go off!!!! I’m late!” – Ritu
Can’t believe the alarm didn’t ring this morning! I am soooo late! Chat later Peeps!
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One-Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds – Baby
25 Oct 2017 38 Comments
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“Nothing beats the feeling of a baby’s hands, or the sound of a baby’s laugh.” – Ritu
Had a lovely 24 hours with my best friend and her baby, my honorary niece… almost makes me want another, then I experienced the restless sleep associated with the ever hungry little people, and I think again…. For a visit and a few days, fine. To do it all again? I don’t think so!
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One-Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds –
18 Oct 2017 49 Comments
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“When you wake up with a headache… It’s not the sign of a good day…” – Ritu
Yes Peeps, that’s me today…
Went to bed with a headache, slept really well, woke with a headache… popped a pill and waiting for it to work it’s magic now…
Please class, be nice to me today!
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One-Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds – Conditioning?
11 Oct 2017 40 Comments
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“When it’s my birthday, only children with faces like mine can come” – 3 Year Old School Child
This was a slightly worrying statement made by a three-year-old child in school… He wasn’t talking about them having to be young and his age, or cute, but when he said f”aces like mine”, he went on to add “no brown faces.”
If that isn’t conditioning, then what is? Surely at three, children shouldn’t even really be aware of differences like that in away? Of course most of them can describe themselves and others by colour, but to put such a negative spin on skin colour at three… Me no likey…
And yet he is my friend… Brown face… er, hello?
For Linda’s #1LinerWeds Challenge.
But I Smile Anyway... 