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OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!???

18 Jul 2015 87 Comments

by Ritu in Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, injury, Ouch

Ouchie ouchie ouchie oowwwww!!!
Yup, only gone and done myself ANOTHER injury!

You know how clumsy I am… And there’s is always something I end up doing to myself…!

Cut, and there will be bruising, on my right ribcage!

How do I manage it? I can hear you all asking… Seriously, I don’t know!

I know the ribs hurt now, but goodness knows what else will be hurting later! Shoulder/arm/ elbow?

I was helping Hubby Dearest with moving an old mattress from our summer house, and being the impatient woman that I am, I started moving it myself. That was all good, then I stepped on a sofa to check something, and stepped back onto a rogue skateboard, slipped, fell sideways onto the corner of Hubby’s weight lifting bench! As I said.. Oooooouuuucccchhhh!!!

And I have a two hour drive this evening to a pre wedding party, then the drive back too!!! Please someone, can I get a sick note??!!

Check out the other clumsy posts here, here, here and here!

Doing Damage!

13 Jun 2015 43 Comments

by Ritu in Humour, Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Bruise, Clumsy, Hurt, Ouch, Sympathy Please!

I’ve told you previously about my clumsy nature…
Well check out my latest addition to Ritu’s Bruise Brigade!
I managed to walk into a coat hook on the wall at work… They are a damn sight less painful during the school day, with coats on them, but after school, when they are empty metal hooks, this is the result of being clumsy, and not being able to walk around a corner without somehow walking into walls, or hooks for that matter!!!
OUCH!!!!

Clumsy Part 2… Ouch!

27 Mar 2015 17 Comments

by Ritu in Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Clumsy, Ouch

Following on from my earlier post, here, I must report back that. This chair, yes THIS chair, was the reason behind my latest bruise!!!

The Culprit!

I was, unfortunately, having to take one of our little lovelies down a peg, as he was playing up for the supply teacher we had in, and as I was talking to him, whole class also watching me, I went to sit down, as I was marking, and landed on the top of the back of the chair, instead of the seat…

Now males of the Blogulation, we all know how much it hurts to get hit in the ‘you know wheres’, well. Can I say, as a female, I think I found a woman’s equivalent ‘you know where’!!!!!!

Bruised somewhere I have most definitely never been before, and unless you are a ‘Fifty Shad-er’ or more hardcore, I would not expect to ever BE bruised there!!!

Sitting down is rather painful today….

Getting the claws out!

26 Feb 2015 10 Comments

by Ritu in Sonu Singh Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogging, Cat, Cats, Claws, Clipping, Cute Cats, Falling Out, Kitten, Ouch, Sonu Singh

We had a falling out last night, Sonu Singh and I…
And he tried to scratch my face…
Here I realized the claws were in desperate need of a clipping…

Youch!!!!

So this morning, the job began…

Sizing up the enemy...

Let me tell you, when he was pretty tiny, around 6 months old, I was clipping his claws, and put them down mid clip. He saw an opportunity, and somehow managed to pick them up with his mouth, and carry them off. Obviously he thought if he hid them from mummy, clipping wouldn’t happen! Anyway, they were too heavy so he dropped them at the top of the steps and started batting them down, one step at a time…he was half way down when I caught him. Foiled!!!