Sue’s #WritePhoto Prompt this week:
I thought I’d continue the adventures of Barbie and Ken!
The boat rocked.
“Babe! My clothes are getting wet! Can you stop that stupid splashing?!” Barbie let out a huge sigh.
Ken tried to wipe the beads of sweat from his forehead with the cloth his tee-shirt covering his shoulder. ” I’m trying, babe, but I gotta move this thing somehow!” He continued to row along the quiet stretch of river.
She sighed again. “And anyway, this isn’t a yacht! I was expecting a holiday on the French Riviera, with me laying on the deck of a huge boat, sunning myself as waiters brought me champagne on tap…”
“Hold on babe, you said you wanted to sun yourself on a boat, with bubbles, go swimming in the warm water – Look, the sun is out, we’re on a boat, well, in a canoe, and I got you a mini bottle of your favourite Prosecco!”
Ken looked ahead and noticed a low bridge they were approaching. “Duck!”
He bent down so they could glide under, just as Barbie sat up to look around. “Where?”
Thump – Splash!
“Babe! For God’s sake get me out of this yucky water, instead of sitting there watching me!” Barbie flailed around in the water, her head covered in weeds from the river.
“Oh! Sorry babe!” Ken leaned forward and reached an oar to her. ” I thought you’d gone for a swim… You did say you wanted to go swimming…”
Nov 09, 2017 @ 16:52:23
I bet that didn’t end well for Ken.
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Nov 09, 2017 @ 17:04:52
He’s a glutton for punishment lol!
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Nov 05, 2017 @ 22:05:47
Funny story Ritu, if I were Barbie i’d get rid of Ken, who needs a guy like that!
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Nov 05, 2017 @ 22:07:11
Oh but at least he tries!!!
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Nov 05, 2017 @ 19:24:53
Oh, that Barbie.. She is NO cheap date..
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Nov 05, 2017 @ 20:29:26
She is a true Princess Lol!
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Nov 05, 2017 @ 19:12:23
Seems like they deserve each other – so many of life’s lessons to be learned. 😉
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Nov 05, 2017 @ 19:13:35
And while they’re learning… they can entertain us! 😙
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Nov 05, 2017 @ 19:22:30
Yes they do!
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Nov 05, 2017 @ 20:29:07
😁
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Nov 04, 2017 @ 01:46:24
Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 08:34:46
HAHA! Poor Ken can’t get it right for Barbie!!! 🙂
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 08:36:17
At least he tries… some men don’t even do that!!! 😀
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 09:33:48
Yes, so true! I am sure Barbie is pretty high maintenance too! 🙂 🤣🤣🤣
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 09:34:44
Of course she is!
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 08:32:28
You are having fun with these two, aren’t you? 😀
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 08:35:49
I hope you’re enjoying the ride Sue! Yes, I am loving coming up with silly stories about them!!!
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 16:53:35
I am always ready for a bit of lighthearted fun 🙂
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 19:14:43
😀
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 04:06:26
Ken, Ken, Ken LOL!!
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 07:59:29
He gets better and better!
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 14:45:43
Haha!! At least give him an A for effort!!
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 19:13:32
He’s definitely got that !!!
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 20:50:23
😂
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 03:13:50
As I always suspected Ritu, Ken’s not the sharpest pencil in the box…
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 07:59:01
Yup, you’re right there Michael!
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 00:23:29
Ken’s not getting any better at this!
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 00:23:58
But he’s keeping us entertained!!!
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 23:21:47
Always, Groovy story. 😎😎😎😎😎
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 23:27:53
He He! Thanks Dorna!
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 21:51:21
LoL! You had to make her a bimbo? And you gals blame us for stereotyping.
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 21:52:32
I know… but he’s a typical Essex boy to her Essex girl !!! 😊
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 21:54:02
More stereotyping. But the laughter will go a long way in digesting my lunch salad.
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 21:54:59
And I always aim to raise a smile so a laugh is above my ecpectations!!! Glad you can use it in the aid of digestion!!!
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 21:55:56
Hey, I am still trying to fit into my clothes😭
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 22:01:30
Well then I hope it helps laugh off some lbs!
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 22:02:00
Absolutely. Any help is welcome.
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 22:14:51
😁
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 21:45:32
I didn’t realise Barbie was such a wannabe wag, ken is a touch more Hipster with his watery date. But neither are very switched on … bless
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 21:51:39
Switched on is definitely not what we could call them!!!
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 22:03:15
Haha!
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 22:15:00
😁
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 21:40:22
What a useless pair!!! 😉🌹🌹💜
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 21:42:40
😂 but entertaining for us!
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Nov 03, 2017 @ 00:01:50
Yes indeed 💜
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 20:56:35
Haha…. how I love your Barbie and Ken stories, sis 😂
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 21:13:19
Lol thanks sis! I’m enjoying creating them!
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 20:56:07
LOL 🙂
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Nov 02, 2017 @ 21:12:48
😁 thanks!
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