Oh man it’s getting tougher and tougher by the day!
Lil Man’s Sex Education is coming along at an alarmingly fast pace!
I was under the impression that it was all about body changes this week, and the BIG chat about how babies are made would be the finale week of the term… leaving us parents with all the interesting questions during the long holidays!
Well, the boy told me that they had talked about S.E.X yesterday, so I managed to get him alone, with no impressionable Lil Princess ears about.
Me: So, what did you talk about?
LM: Mum, what’s a dido?
Me: Huh?!
LM, I mean what’s a dildo?
Me: Where did you hear that?
LM: Oh, one of the boys asked in our chat yesterday…
Me: And what did your teacher say?
LM: Ask your parents! It’s a Toy penis, isn’t it?
Me: (again) Huh??!!
LM: Well that’s what another boy said…
[moving swiftly on!]
Me: Riiiight… so what else?
LM: S.E.X. (giggles)
Me: What about it?
LM: You get neked!!! In bed!
Me: So you get naked, in bed and a baby is made?
LM: (coyly) Kissing!
Me: Ok so you kiss and have a baby?
LM: I don’t know! (giggles)
Me: [smiles]
LM: There was one question someone asked that I cant stop laughing about…
Me: What was that?
LM: Someone asked what you would do if you needed the toilet during sex!
Me: And you were told…?
LM: Teacher said you would have gone before hand!
Me: Why? What would happen of you needed the toinet during sex? (sly probing mummy…!)
LM: Well, you would (quietly) wee in the girl!!!! (dissolves into fits of giggles!
Me: (Giggles uncontrollably!!)
Right, so round about way, but I now know my son knows where a willy goes during S.E.X.!!!!!!
I’m sure I will have lots to update you on before the end of the week, next week!
In the mean time, a fitting song to accompany today’s post!
Before we begin voting, there’s one more thing to add. The lovely Geoff decided we needed to stand out from the crowd so that y’all can find us at the British Library on the 1st August. So he has ordered some Annual Bloggers Bash t-shirts. The committee will be wearing them, but it was cheaper to bulk buy, so inevitably we have spares. SO, if you win one of the awards then a t shirt is yours! But if you would like a t-shirt anyway then they will be £6 on the day. Geoff is…
