So Lil Princess sits at the dinner table, messing with her food, annoyingly fussy eater that she is…
Me: LP eat up
LP: I am!
Me: No you’re not!
LP: I am! I’m eating the smoke, like posh people!
Me: (looks over to see her wafting her spoon over the steam, and ‘eating’ it) Where did you see that?
I expected a foody answer, we watch lots of cookery and foody programmes. Maybe Heston Blumenthal’s scientifically experimental cooking has inspired her…
LP: On Ben and Holly!
Oh… That great font of food knowledge!!! (Not!!!)
Not a parent? This is Ben and Holly!
