10 May 2017 30 Comments
in Humour, Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Farts, Humour, Minions
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There you go, you got it from the reliable source that is the Minions – never hold your parps in.
These restrained balls of methane may be responsible for making you think silly thoughts!
Let em out! Free that fart!
Who cares if there’s a stench, it’ll only last a few moments!
But a sh*tty idea’s effects can last a lifetime!
Happy Wednesday Peeps!
15 Aug 2015 21 Comments
in Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Farts, Funny, Minions, Saturday, silly
Go on, admit it, you know you do too!!
Now, go to your kitchen, give that ketchup bottle a hearty squeeze and as the ‘fart’ escapes, laugh!!!!
Happy Saturday Peeps!
🙂
11 Feb 2015 Leave a comment
in Humour Tags: Affection, Bed, Blog, Blog Post, Blogging, Farts, love
Really??
Saw this and it made me giggle!
What do you do when the methane cuddles commence?
Fling open the overs to allow air to circulate?
Hold your partner’s head under the covers?
Try and ignore it?
Because, let’s admit it, if you have a peter, we’ve ALL been there!
06 Jan 2015 26 Comments
in Children, Humour Tags: Cute, Farts, kids, Reception, School, Toilet Humour
As some of you will have picked up, I work in school, and with kids, there’s always the chance of a bit of a giggle!
Well why would today be any different?
My class are aged 4-5 and it was first day back after Christmas break.
We had an author visit, and our turn to see her was at the end of the day, so lots of tired little munchkins.
One in particular, a beautiful, autistic child was whispering to me that he was tired and wanted mummy.
“Not long now, come and sit by me.”
He came, he sat, he looked at me then
crawled on my lap.
Then let a little one go…
I’m ashamed to say I can’t keep a straight face, toilet humour and all that! I giggled, quietly…
He looked up, smiled, and did it again!
I tried so hard to look serious, but he caught me smirking … And did it again!
Three little poots on my lap!
Its a good thing he’s cute!!!!!
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