Your petals unfold
Sharing a secret untold
Future pleasure gold
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The Petals Secret
13 Sep 2015 22 Comments
in Poems Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Flowers, Haiku, Petals
Spidey’s Serene Sunday – Part 31
13 Sep 2015 21 Comments
in Spidey's Serene Sundays Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Calm, Quotes, Serene, Spiderman, Spidey, Spidey's Serene Sunday
Revenge Prawn! – Kids Logic Part 45
12 Sep 2015 36 Comments
in Humour, Kids Logic Series Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, Kids Logic, porn, prawn, revenge
Cute pic, cos kids are cute, right!
You know sometimes there are things on the TV that you really want to watch, and if your TV partner doesn’t want to watch it, you have those great gadget called Sky Plus boxes where you can record and watch later?
Well I was tuned into the TV the other night and there was a programme on Revenge Porn. It piqued my interest, not because I was planning on getting any revenge, or because I was worried about it happening to me, but just because you hear so much about it that I wanted to see what this particular take on it would be about.
Anyway, Hubby Dearest wasn’t interested so the faithful ‘Record’ button was pressed, and this morning, when all the family were firmly ensconced in business of their own, I pressed play.
Then Lil Man came bouncing into my room, so I hastily pressed off, and tried to back track to normal TV. It’s definitely not appropriate viewing for a 10 year old, and I don’t know what he knows about the word Porn… it could have come up in their Birds and Bees talk, I don’t know, but right now I didn’t want to find out.
Too late…
He’d see the title of the programme as I had pressed back.
It was coming…
That question….
What is Revenge Porn?
Except it didn’t come… well not quite like I expected it.
LM: Mummy, what was that programme about?
M: Nothing for you to see sweety, it’s a programme for grown ups.
LM: [confused] But mummy, why would you want to watch a programme about Revenge Prawn?
Me: {wipes forehead} it’s just a programme honey, don’t worry.
LM: But why did the prawn want revenge….?
And in that vein the conversation continued!
I’ll be more careful next week… the programme centres around Muslim Drag Queens!
Saturdays Are Just Peachy!
12 Sep 2015 56 Comments
in Humour Tags: 5 a day, Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, peaches, Saturday
Well I guess that’s one way of encouraging males – from the teen years and upwards – to get at least one of their 5 a day!
Have a wonderfully Silly Saturday Peeps!
Of Nappies and Poop…
11 Sep 2015 35 Comments
in Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogger, Blogging, First Week, Nursery, Poop, Potty Changing, School
The week draws to a close, well, the working week anyway. It’s been an eventful one. My first one with my little lovelies in my first ever proper class!
I can confirm that there is likely to be much blogger fodder from this experience, so I hope you are ready to join me on my ride!
We had tears… we had laughter…
we had screamers… we had fighters…
we had loners… we had cuddlers…
we had smilers… we had gigglers…
And being as they are 3-4 years old, it is inevitable that there are going to be toilet issues with the odd child…no I am not calling the kids odd!
But one is in a nappy still… and decided it would be great to fill his pants(nappy) one afternoon. Pleasant! It wasn’t bothering him, he doesn’t talk, but the smell, oh my the smell! And it took 2 of the staff to change him, as he wouldn’t lay down!!! Joy!
Today a child led us to the toilet. We thought they wanted to go. Approaching the cubicle, we saw a pair of shoes, a pair of trousers, a pair of itty bitty pants, and a full toilet… but no child. Uh Oh! Who was the commando child, and more importantly, where was he?
Playing with the others at the water tray, he was – quite happily – in the nuddy waist down!
(Heaven knows if he washed his hands before joining in with the play, or wiped! EWWWW!)
And so my teaching week ended, on a high actually! Aside from 2 children, all were settled in already, this week, and we look forward to next week. Routine wont kick in yet, but we need to take baby steps, and they will get there, they always do, with love!
Roll on Monday! (But not too fast, a little down time would be good too!)
