Farting! – Kids Logic Part 13

Lil Princess sat on the radiator with an inane grin across her face.

Me: What’s so funny?

No Reply

Me: Seriously, what’s funny?

Nothing

Me: Why are you sat there smiling?

LP: I just farted, on the radiator!!

[Cue giggles]

LM: When someone poots, someone smiles….!

Wise words from the not so wise Lil Man!

Oh, You Cannae Shove your Granny off a Bus!

My Son, when he was 6-7, and now my daughter, at the same age, study the Katie Morag stories by Mairi Hedderwick.

They are sweet tales about a little girl who lives on the fictitious Isle of Struay, off the coast of Scotland.  Beautiul  illustrations and stories.  Lil Man loved them when he first started studying them, so I bought a small box set of the books.

One of the stories was …

Katie Morag and the Grand Concert

Katie Morag and the Grand Concert

A cute story about Katie getting to sing in a local concert.

She starts of singing an old traditional Scottish childrens song.

The Song of Two Grandmothers.

The Song of Two Grandmothers.

Oh you cannae shove your granny of a bus!

No you cannae shove your granny off a bus!

Oh you cannae shove your granny,

Cos she’s your mammy’s mammy,

No you cannae shove your granny off a bus!

(Sung to the tune of “She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain”)

The kids had a giggle, they loved the song, then came the second verse

You can shove your other granny of a bus,

Yes, you can shove your other granny off a bus!

You can shove your other granny

Cos she’s your daddy’s Mammy,

You can shove your other granny off a bus!

Oops!  I had to stop them singing that!  (But I couldn’t!)

My mother found it hilarious, but then she finds anything the kids do funny, but my mother in law might have been a tad offended at that one.  She possibly wouldn’t have understood that it was only a song… and would have thought that I was teaching them to ‘push her off a bus’!!

And Lil Princess would have been around 4, so trying to stop a 4 year old from singing things…IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Then Hubby Dearest was slightly concerned… “What kind of songs are you teaching the kids??!”

But its just a traditional rhyme, a little light hearted jest!

And once I read the story, it stays in my head for days!

As Lil Princess pulled the story out yesterday, I just had to share it with you today!

If you think…

…you’re getting the remote, you’ve got a fight on your hands buddy!!!
Tonight, I choose what we watch!!!

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Try me... Go on!

But I Smile Anyway...

An afternoon out with the family…

We had a lovely time, the other day, on the prom, in the sun, while the bitterly cold winds blew!

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Big Him, Lil Him, and Her!

Football out, scooter at the ready! And me with my kindle!

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Beautiful day!

Even though it was cold… Ice cream had to be done! We’re at the prom, after all!

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You know you've enjoyed it when there's more ice cream around your mouth, than in your belly!

And some lovely scenes around the riverside…

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Boats!

Blue skies!

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The big beyond!

The temple in the background…

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A truly lovely day!

And an interesting looking stump… Just because!

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Stumpy!

So all in all, a lovely day!!
Any day with my family, (and ice cream), is good!

But I Smile Anyway...

#Blogging 101 Day 5 – if it ain’t broke…

So I had a go.

I looked at the other themes. 

I previewed them, but you can’t see your own blog on there, to see if it works.

Then I thought I’d try one, and pressed activate… Yuck!!! 

Hated the look and none of my widgets, lovingly created, had transferred over!

I quickly changed it back…Nooooooooooo!

All my personalised widgets! Gone!!!

Phew! 

Thank goodness they were all saved, I just had to put them all back in the right order!

See. 

I tried. 

But, like the old folks say, (and I totally respect my elders!) “If it ain’t broke, why try to fix it?!”

My blog is staying faithful to Koi thank you very much!!

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