Being Creatively Modest!

It’s been another busy day in the teaching and parenting life of Ritu, and I came home to another lovely surprise from my Moon Blog Twin Sister,  Erika, who has nominated me for the Creative Blogger Award! Thank you so much sis! Every award you nominate me for is a blessing!  Pleas go check her blog out, it’s just awesome!

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Here Are The Rules:

Nominate blogs and notify the nominees.
Post the link of the blog that nominated you.
Share five random facts about yourself.

Facts…

  1. I am currently nursing a still sprained ankle, a iron burn on my arm, and a grazed toe… total clumsy clutz, me!
  2. This time 2 years ago I managed to slice my toe on the bottom of a chair at school, walked around with a shoe that became a pool of blood, got it patched up, fainted, ended up at the hospital, fainted again, and now have a lovely scar for the memory! my BP dropped to 74/40…. But it’s ok, Peeps! I am ok now!
  3. I used to visit the local A & E regularly as I used to walk into things on a weekly basis, and my poor little toes… they have really taken a beating from my awful co-ordination!
  4. My first aid box has slowly turned into a large drawer full of plasters, bandages, antiseptic creams, as I am no the only clutz in the family… I passed the gene on to Lil Princess! At least she hasn’t had any hospital visits…yet!
  5. I once gave myself a black eye, by misjudging where the sink was in our bathroom! I was getting up, after picking something up from the floor, and as I came up, nose made contact with sink edge… OUCH! I looked great! LOL!

Nominees…

This award, and nominations, I dedicate to my online blog family!

Judy

Rich

Rob

And thanks again to my darling sister Erika!!!! ❤

But I Smile Anyway...

Let’s Talk About S.E.X.!

Oh man it’s getting tougher and tougher by the day!

Lil Man’s Sex Education is coming along at an alarmingly fast pace!

I was under the impression that it was all about body changes this week, and the BIG chat about how babies are made would be the finale week of the term… leaving us parents with all the interesting questions during the long holidays!

Well, the boy told me that they had talked about S.E.X yesterday, so I managed to get him alone, with no impressionable Lil Princess ears about.

Me: So, what did you talk about?

LM: Mum, what’s a dido?

Me: Huh?!

LM, I mean what’s a dildo?

Me: Where did you hear that?

LM: Oh, one of the boys asked in our chat yesterday…

Me: And what did your teacher say?

LM: Ask your parents!  It’s a Toy penis, isn’t it?

Me: (again) Huh??!!

LM: Well that’s what another boy said…

[moving swiftly on!]

Me: Riiiight… so what else?

LM: S.E.X.  (giggles)

Me: What about it?

LM: You get neked!!! In bed!

Me: So you get naked, in bed and a baby is made?

LM: (coyly) Kissing!

Me: Ok so you kiss and have a baby?

LM: I don’t know! (giggles)

Me: [smiles]

LM: There was one question someone asked that I cant stop laughing about…

Me: What was that?

LM: Someone asked what you would do if you needed the toilet during sex!

Me: And you were told…?

LM: Teacher said you would have gone before hand!

Me: Why? What would happen of you needed the toinet during sex? (sly probing mummy…!)

LM: Well, you would (quietly) wee in the girl!!!! (dissolves into fits of giggles!

Me: (Giggles uncontrollably!!)

Right, so round about way, but I now know my son knows where a willy goes during S.E.X.!!!!!!

I’m sure I will have lots to update you on before the end of the week, next week!

In the mean time, a fitting song to accompany today’s post!

Think About it Thursday

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We really could do with taking steps back and learning from those very children we teach. Maybe being in the profession I am, this is,why I feel more tolerant of a lot in life, and sometimes I think simply, as a lot of the time, its the best was to think… Like a child.

But I Smile Anyway...

FFF #10 School’s Out

One of my favourite times of the week, Matt The a Book Blogger has his flash fiction challenge and this week, the song prompt is Aluce Cooper’s “School’s Out”, to celebrate the fact that the majority of UK schools are  breaking up for summer this week…(not mine… We still have to wait until next Friday!!!

For my Fellow Teacher Peeps everywhere!

She rolled over and felt, blindly, for the snooze button… Why did it always get to 6am so soon?  Oh man, 15 minutes more, please! Don’t make me get up!  Slowly, she rolled out of bed, and dragged herself to the bathroom to wash her face and brush her teeth. Looking in the mirror, she saw a bedraggled wreck of a woman staring  back at her. She tried to remember the countdown… How many days left? 4? 3? Then it dawned on her! 1! One day left! Just today! School’s Out For Summer!!! 

You could hear the teachers cheers EVERYWHERE!

Groovy Baby, Yeah!!!

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I shall now be known as Luna!
What shall we change your name too?
Find out here!!!

But I Smile Anyway...

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