Last year we got a lovely card from Lil Man…
His valentines poem in his card to us…
Roses are red
Tulips are pink
I love you mum
Dads farts stink!!!!
At least it rhymes!!
Lil Man’s Valentine Poem
14 Feb 2015 4 Comments
in Children, Humour Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogging, children, poem, Valentines, writing
My Scratchy Post
11 Feb 2015 14 Comments
in My Writing, Poems, Sonu Singh Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogging, Cat, Cats, Kitten, poem, Scratching Post, Sonu Singh
Mine! All Mine!
I love my scratchy post…
Its all mine.
I like to use it
Before I dine.
Rub a dub
I use it lots
To rub my face
It really is
The purr-fect place!
You can't see me!
It is my excellent
Hidey hole
Because I’m smaller
than the pole!
(He Thinks!)
By Ritu 2015
Happy Monday’s
09 Feb 2015 Leave a comment
in Humour, My Writing, Poems Tags: Blog, Blog Post, Blogging, Chuckle, Giggle, Happy, Humour, Laughter, poem, writing
Smile!
Go on, giggle!
I do dare you!
We don’t laugh enough
Nowadays, it’s true.
The stresses and strains
Of modern life,
Tensions between
Hubby and wife.
Kids drive us crazy,
Work as well,
Is it really so bad,
This place where we dwell?
Step back,
Take a glance,
And you’ll see
There’s a chance,
That some things
Are funny.
It’s not all
About money.
So go on, take a breath,
Now a big belly laugh!
Not a little polite one,
Don’t do things by half!
If onlookers think
You’re looking quite mad
Remind yourself
Their lives must be sad.
Encourage a titter
A guffaw, a chuckle
Laugh so hard
That you need to buckle!
So go on, giggle,
I really dare you,
For laughter is medicine,
That really is true.
By Ritu 2015
But I Smile Anyway
29 Jan 2015 2 Comments
in My Writing, Poems, Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Blog, Blogging, poem, Positive Thoughts, Smile, writing
When a cloud appears
In my sky,
I sit and wonder,
I ask God why.
Still I smile anyway
It all happens
For a reason, they say.
And I think
We’ll find a way.
So I smile anyway
Negative thoughts,
They try to push through,
Trying their hardest
To make me feel blue,
But I smile anyway
Then I think about
All that is mine.
Things are great,
I’m feeling fine.
And I smile anyway
By Ritu
It’s true, what they say, ‘a smile costs us nothing, but gives so much.’
A smile, the most priceless possession you have.
Still, though it has such immense value, don’t hide it away.
The more you use it, the more you show it, the greater the happiness it brings.
Smile everyone! 😀
Ode to the Phantom Pooper!
15 Jan 2015 16 Comments
in Humour, Thoughts Opinions & Memories Tags: Funny, phantom pooper, poem, Toilet Humour
Every day, by a quarter to nine,
I usually need to pee,
And every day, after locking the door,
I sit and think, “Why me?”
Because every day, like clockwork, you know,
Somebody pays a visit,
And everyday, the stink remains,
And makes everyone wonder, “Who did it?!”
I should know better, you probably think,
Since it happens every day.
But it’s convenience, you know, much easier.
This loo’s just on my way!
Some days I’m late, there’s barely a hint
Of the stench that did remain.
But thankful I am, at least they’re polite,
Well, enough to pull the chain!
But if I’m early, heaven forbid!
I’ve come to expect the norm.
A smelly loo, no sign of the spray,
And a seat that’s still sometimes warm!
They haven’t been caught yet,
Their timing’s quite super,
It’s still a such a mystery…
Who is the Phantom Pooper?!
But I Smile Anyway... 